lovely day 2

At work nuts are all over the place,
And we don't have squirrels running here.
I am on the phone with my grandma
And one my good friend here,
Throws a bag with ... on my desk,
What a .... is this?
Its a gift she got from one guy who likes her, works here too and this is the way to show feelings.
I asked if she is in right mind?
Its not funny, but,
Any one who truly loves, likes, cares about you,
Will never put your health in danger. Never.
And the news of the day,
Friend of my coworker is pregnant.
A while ago I went to her birthday party in a bar and she was complaining about her agly boyfriend,
I think, I said: don't look at his face.
We were joking about it and now she is pregnant.