I tasted the shampoo for horses...
It's okay, has orange sent,
May be horses like oranges .
Hope the neighbor's dog didn't bark at me when I went to buy food.
Sometimes you think new jokes are over,
No, they are coming again.
This fat man at work is upset that his girlfriend doesn't like when he is cuddly.
I think she feels like a bear jumping at her at the middle of the night.
The "birthday" woman had 3 balloons, "50" each,
What is she 150 now.
One of my grandmother's friends was born in 1946 and some man went on date with her and then was saying she is from "46".
And we are going to the swimming pool...
