Monday -part 2

Today we had someone walking "door to door" selling paintings,
And one of our temporary employees said,
That he is an artist too.
The new kind I think, doesn't need brashes or paint.
All because he paints in his head.
He "painted" me a nice picture,
At home I will put on the paper.

Another guy said:
If you are married,
You cannot stand your spouse.
If you are single, you cannot stand yourself.