Martian story

Martian: taking day off!

What's going on here?

Martian: I am working here.

That what's going on.

Martian: and what did she say?

Martian: she said:

“hm, I like this energy”.

And pushed my bed on the border line.

Martian: its cheaper go on Venus and find girlfriend there.

Martian: one hundred times cheaper.

Martian: don’t try to understand what Martian women are saying.

Martian: they are singing a song.

Martian: true.