Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Troll: I want some chocolate.
King of Fools: we have one.
Troll: expired at 2020!
King of Fools: expired at 2020.
Eat and you will get high.
Fool: mister Troll, go home, paint a lot of money, go to the bank and tell them you are rich.
King of Fools: stay on the rich side.
Fool: Happy Monday!
Troll: Monday?
Fool: absolutely.
Monday is the beginning.
Mama Mia: mister Troll, without Mondays you will not love Fridays.
King of Fools: mister Troll, you want only Fridays, go for it.
Fool: you will miss "cold turkey”.
King of Fools: is that the phone!
Mister Troll!
Answer the phone!
Say hello.
Troll: what is the name of the dish?
Mama Mia: wild coconut.
You never get the wrong one.
King of Fools: we wrote "natural courses” for our files.
Basically, it says "we are getting old”.
Troll: zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one.
Finally, one.
Mama Mia: you are a young man, mister Troll.
King of Fools: mister Troll, you can call me daddy.
Troll: you are only few years older than me.
King of Fools (whispering on the phone):
The government will love it.
Troll: they didn't even do anything.
King of Fools: just a reminder.
They are our witches.
Fool: what did you wish?
Troll: little bit more working.
Fool: it's Friday,
We have to get ready for the weekend.
King of Fools: mister Troll, why don't you get some help.
One day I wish I will burn this place.
All the toys.
Books (reading) "How to get rich in short period of time
– Cinderella.”
Who writes those books.
All you need is prince and glass shoe.
Employees: from a marathon?
Manager: from a marathon, not from America.
Boss: monkeys from a marathon!?
Not from America!
Boss: how much work did you do?!
Manager: this what our new employees do every day.
No cardio, no sit.
Only work.
Boss: I haven’t seen that much productivity, not even at home.
I want to go home and relax.
Manager (quietly): some of our employees look like monkeys.
You can’t see the difference.
Boss: we have to do the test.
Troll: where is the balance?
Fool: we put zero.
“Zero” doesn’t require a lot of thoughts.
Very simple.
Troll: mister Fool, do you watch TV?
Fool: no.
Troll: you don’t watch TV?!
Not even the weather?
Fool: I wear sweater.
King of Fools: excellent news!
We found the pot!
But without gold.
Fool: we have to find out how true it is!
Troll: a lot of work going on in here.
King of Fools: mister Troll,
The bar is closed.
Or you have no idea what bar is!
Fool: eating at the bar is cheaper than at home.
King of Fools: for sure.
Fool: one thing I know, we don’t complete what we supposed
either way.
Big monkey: when you read these files, make sure to skip at the end.
We are not people
yet.
Monkey teacher:
we are reading so slow.
Big monkey:
okay, perfect.
Make sure no
one sleeps at that corner.
Monkey: you again?
Monkey: me again.
Monkey: I thought
you work here.
Monkey: with
people, there’s never nothing.
There’s always
something!
Monkey: see,
what they reply for our fixing request.
“It’s f… headache
today”.
Monkey: kids,
I tell you what happened.
People told
us a joke!
Monkey: people are messing things up every day.
Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Monkey: long
week.
Monkey: I don’t
care man.
Monkey: we have
to care!
I’ve just found
out today.
Monkey: now you will see the real chimp man.
A lot of it.
Monkey: should we tape the boxes with bananas?
Monkey: it's fine.
They know where to return it.
Monkey: easy, easy.
Monkey supervisor: not easy, hard.
We have tons of bananas to shop.
People say, monkeys are slow
And they look at me!
Monkey: we have to look up our rights.
Monkey: for every single word "Big monkey" says.
Monkey: we have to build anti "Big monkey" team.
Monkey: I only listen my name.
Monkey: why I want your name?
Monkey: why are you listening names?
Monkey: we are only responsible for our names.
Monkey: okay mam.
Monkey: no one is slow.
Monkey: monkeys work how they want to work.
Monkey: this what I am trying to say.
Okay. Every day.
Monkey: we have to make it reasonable.
I would like to say that.
Big monkey: therapy is working.
Monkey: they looked and looked and could not see.
Monkey: less and less of that noise.
From the zoo.
Monkey: we blended with the door.
Monkey: where did you buy this fur?!
(laughing).
Big monkey: excellent ideas.
We are the first people!
Cheers!
Monkeys: cheers!