Aliens.

Alien King: you are clicking and scrolling.

What's the point?

Alien professor (reading newspaper): alien exposes human in basketball.

Alien: yeah, this is him!

Alien professor: this is not even basketball shoe.

Alien professor: is is supposed to be comedy?

Alien professor: is he a new one?

I haven't seen him before.

Alien professor: I think we kicked him out of the space ship.

Parrots.

Parrot: apparently meetings are more important.

Parrot: I am not stressing myself here.

Parrot: stop showing your tongue, it makes us want to sleep.

Parrot: it explains a lot!

Thank you very much.

Parrot: let’s order something.

Parrot: “Infinity birds".

Old parrot: you can’t buy a lamp here.

You have to order it from Africa.

Parrot: only super rich birds can buy lamps here.

Parrot: without lamps everyone feels sleepy.

Parrot: who?!

Parrot: only drinks can fix everything.