Grandms and Granps.

Knight: who is barking here?

Granps: braking is my stress relief.

Every one saying I am barking like a real dog.

“Oh, you have a dog?”

It’s me!

Grandms: he is weird all over.

Knight: don't bark until 5 o'clock.

Grandms: managing position?

You tell him one thing, and he has something else to tell you.

Granps: Grandms.

Knight: it explains a lot.

No owls at work, no dogs, no cats.

Anything from the government?

Grandms: in the today's newspaper.

Listen in one ear, and don't listen in another, the news will stay in the middle.

Granps: stupendous.