Pigs.

Wolf: he just drops everything and goes away.

Pig: why are you so loud.

Fat pig: he likes noisy cars too.

Wolf: aliens, they have those antennas so they listen.

Pig: we can try to speak in codes.

Fat pig: Happy Birthday wolf,

Happy Birthday!

We are going to strip club.

Missis Piggy drives bicycle in shorts.

Wolf: my favorite.

Pig: and we will use more ice.

Wolf: all day.

Pig: we will consider this.