Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Big Swinuk: between pigs and wild boars are two different things.
Swinuk: he threw something at me!
Big Swinuk: vegetables?
Is it the same story?
Big Hruck: I didn't throw anything at you!
Do you know what “on" means?
Big Swinuk, you are my witness.
Swinuk: Big Swinuk didn't see anything!
Big Hruck: I threw vegetables right beside you.
Not at you.
Big Swinuk: do you know what pisses me off?
We have to learn word “library" now.
Big Hruck: for pigs,
Looks are everything.
Big Swinuk: good thing we found you.
Big Hruck: walking long distances, lifting weights.
Sprinting.
Big Swinuk: what's that?
Big Hruck: when you run and don't wait for each other.
And someone gets there first.
Big Swinuk: oh yeah.
Big Hruck: don't let pigs eat fattening food and fifty five
percent of the plate are vegetables.
Wizier Swinuk: someone threw vegetables in the garbage!
Big Swinuk: wild boars are always like that.
They buy vegetables and throw it out.
Big Hruck: pigs don't spend money on what they are not
using.
Big Swinuk: bravos!
We write it down.
Big Hruck: make it the new law.
First day.
Big
Swinuk my daughter sounds like a pig.
Wizier
Swinuk: sometimes.
Big Swinuk:
all the time!
You should
hear some.
Like, damn,
she is a pig.
Wizier
Swinuk: everyone knows.
Big Swinuk:
it’s the name.
Wizier
Swinuk: your lovely daughter, Bright Sunshine, needs husband.
Kingdom of
Hrucks.
They have a
lot of pigs there.
Big Hruck.
He is the
man!
Big Swinuk:
are we lucky!
Battler Swinuk: Big Hruck is hiding in the library.
Wizier
Swinuk: we should've not let this pig come here.
Big Swinuk:
yes!
Battler Swinuk: Big Hruck is here!
Big Swinuk: Big Hruck!
I have been waiting for you all my life
And here you are.
In our library.
You, my daughter and sugar are getting along very well.
Wild boars: what is sugar?
Big Swinuk: do you know what “sugar” means?
Wild boars: no.
Big Swinuk: good for you!
Good for you.
Wizier Swinuk: pigs say “hey"
And wild
boars say “ey".
We have our
sense of mind.
How are the
shoes?
Big Hruck: very
comfortable.
I feel like
I wear socks.
Big Hruck:
mess!
Wizier
Swinuk: I didn't see anything.
Don't
worry.
Never.
Never!
Big Hruck: do
something pigs!
Wizier
Swinuk: you are right!
Our crazy
attitude.
The price
is right!
Big Hruck,
you stopped at the right door.
We will
focus on sugar business.
We will be
Big Hrucks!
Not by
size.
Smart.
Big Hruck: oh man..
Wizier Swinuk: you always say a lot.
Big Hruck: I was singing under the rain!
Wizier Swinuk: you were servicing us under the rain.
Use proper words.
See you tomorrow, hopefully under the better conditions.
Big Hruck: what is this?
Wizier
Swinuk: no idea.
Lets try.
Big Hruck:
how long have you been working here?
Wizier
Swinuk: I don't see the difference.
You are wrong
or right.
Tomorrow
you are going to pick outfits for Princess Swinuk.
This is
your job now.
Make sure
she looks great.
Wizier Swinuk: you have to focus on ladies now.
No more
focus on men.
Big Hruck:
we are warriors!
We are
soldiers!
Wizier
Swinuk: when you see Princess Swinuk,
Say “Oink,
oink, is it you, Princess Swinuk!”.
And keep
oinking.
Big Hruck:
she is boring.
Wizier
Swinuk: go to some place.
Jamaica is
right here.
Wizier Swinuk: did you leave pop in the freezer?
Big Hruck: no!
Wizier Swinuk: no?
Not you?
Big Hruck: lots of sugar.
Wizier Hruck: look here.
Our computer.
This is day.
And this is night.
There's no reason to forget.
Big Hruck: you can't figure out?
Wizier Swinuk: we are always students.
Unfortunately, you have to go to work first before going
home.
Wizier Swinuk: did you leave pop in the freezer?
Big Hruck: no!
Wizier Swinuk: no?
Not you?
Big Hruck: lots of sugar.
Wizier Hruck: look here.
Our computer.
This is day.
And this is night.
There's no reason to forget.
Big Hruck: you can't figure out?
Wizier Swinuk: we are always students.
Unfortunately, you have to go to work first before going
home.
Wizier Swinuk: welcome.
Did you have chocolate Mishka?
Big Hruck: no.
Wizier Swinuk: we thought you had chocolate Mishka.
Big Hruck: I had chocolate cake.
And this is crazy.
Everything is chocolate here.
Wizier Swinuk: we are wild boars!
Swinuk delivery service: Big Hruck!
Hey!
Your bananas!
Big Hruck: why would I want bananas?
Wizier Swinuk: he is our new Big Swinuk with 300 new square
pigs.
Swinuk delivery service: modern pigs!
Wizier Swinuk: leave your bananas here.
Wizier Hruck: she is going to wear mini skirt.
Big Hruck:
been there, done that.
Wizier
Hruck: you better look happy.
We need Swinuks
technology and they need our sugar.
Big Hruck:
quite a combination.
Wizier
Hruck: it sounds nasty until you eat it and then “boom", fruit explosion
in your mouth.
Big Hruck:
technically.
Wizier
Hruck: you are not the first one who been here.
We need it
done man.
Big Hruck:
she said, she is on her way.
Wizier
Hruck: ask how long it will take.
Big Hruck:
she said soon.
Wizier
Hruck: stand here in the corner like my car and smile.
Do you know
what's our problem?
We think of
ourselves as pigs.
And Swinuks
think of themselves as wild boars from 100 years old.
Princess Swinuk: only Pigs streets?
Street
control Hruck: yes mam!
This is our
religion.
Princess
Swinuk: and how long we have to drive for?
Street
control Hruck: go straight on the Pigs street untill you see the right turn.
Princess
Swinuk: we are driving for hours!
Where is
the right turn?
Street
control Hruck: we are all waiting for that, I guess.
Princess
Swinuk: do you have a map?
Street
control Hruck: we don't use maps here.
Go all the
way and turn right.
You are
pretty pig.
Let them
look for you.
Princess
Swinuk: we have to find Big Hruck.
We need him
to make our coffee.
Sugar are
our two first ingredients.
Big Hruck: its it's raining outside.
Who wants to go and check?
Wizier Hruck: we will text you.
Big Hruck: where were you?
Do you know how hard is to find you.
I can't find you the whole day.
Wizier Hruck: why you can't find me?
I can find you everywhere.
I find you in the washroom.
Big Hruck: why you find me in the washroom!?
Big Hruck: those are different pigs.
General
Hruck: new army members.
Big Hruck:
where are you going?!
Soldiers Hrucks:
break time.
Big Hruck:
back to the training!
Soldiers
Hrucks: wash room.
Big Hruck:
I know what wash room is, but your gym starts now!
General
Hruck: nothing to worry about.
Big Hruck:
your pigs are running away.
General
Hruck: its its only training in alphabetical order, oink oink.
Big Hruck:
and what are those square pants?
General
Hruck: new designs, from the game.
Big Hruck: romantic dinner!
What is this?
Princess
Swinuk: mostly drinks and salads.
Big Hruck:
grass?
Princess
Swinuk: what do you want, chiken.
Waitress
Swinuk: your bill sir.
Big Hruck: I
have visa.
What are
those lines?
Waitress
Swinuk: the tip.
Big Hruck: how
to skip the tip?
Waitress
Swinuk: we don't have this option.
Princess
Swinuk: the skip tip option is connected to our emergency line.
Someone
will call you and ask if you all right.
Waitress
Swinuk: you can pick extra salad next day.
Princess
Swinuk: this how we are different.
Waitress
Swinuk: and we write your name on the beard with the phone number.
You can
pick your salad any time tomorrow.
Princess
Swinuk: we can eat berries tomorrow.
Big Hruck:
and see my reaction.
Little swinuks:
look at his nose!
He is Pinocchio!
Princess Swinuk: oh, this is door!
Big Hruck:
yes this is the door, the exit.
Princess
Swinuk: wow!
Big Hruck: it
can be an issue.
Wizier Hruck:
may be swinuks don't have doors.
Princess
Swinuk: I am going out.
Big Hruck: this
door, all yours, go out.
Princess Swinuk: he just grabbed all the food and ate it!
Wizier
Swinuk: once a pig, always a pig.
Hrucks
supply lots of sugar to us.
Don't you
get it!
Princess
Swinuk: no.
Wizier
Swinuk: we keep all the knowledge to ourselves.
Princess
Swinuk: please don’t say no more.
Wizier
Swinuk: we can get more pigs working on our recycling plant.
Make it big
open space like Texas.
Princess
Swinuk: how is Big Hruck going to sit on our throne?
He is so
short snd fat.
Wizier
Swinuk: we put him a cushion.
Big Hruck: she is slow.
Servant:
free pig.
Married
pigs move on their heads.
Big Hruck:
where is she?
Servant:
she said “I am going home right now".
Wizier: We
are already getting food ftom Swinuks.
Big Hruck:
not today.
Servant:
oh, you.
You want to
go outside and make money.
You go
outside and make money.
Wirier
Hruck: with no experience?
1.
Wizier Hruck: you should go see Swinuks.
You will be very surprised.
You will see a pig, pig like you, with big snout and he will sound like wild boar.
When he talks.
Big Hruck: Swinuks have news every day, like crazy.
Wizier Hruck: you are just jealous.
Big Hruck: Swinuks wish to have at least 15 percent of our army.
Wizier Hruck: enough is enough!
Go! Why are you still here?
2.
Wizier Hruck: who is this green crocodile!
Big Hruck: I try to stay young in my heart.
Wizier Hruck: keep stretching.
Wear green for your wedding.
Big Hruck: Swinuks are going to eat me to get more attention.
Wizier Hruck: let her eat your slowly.
Your bride is waiting at home.