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Poetess: I had to work..
And I had to go to wash room at lunch!
Grandma: horrible.
The real witch: I waited for few seconds, then I already know, it's not you not to be around the Internet at lunch time.
Only extreme cases ...
Poetess: see I am dressed today.
Inner voice: everything is tight.
Poetess: ...my youth...
I might walk naked as well.
Everyone is staring at my ...front and back,
Even the old man in thick glasses.
Inner voice: .. juicy details..
Poetess: I have to wear name batch to cover up..
Author: I think I will be author of only one book about sex.
Inner voice ( reading the book ): " .. no men complained except the monkey.
The girl was 60 something.
What a fuck?"




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The real witch : I was reading today, an article,
Almost pee in my pants,
I am sorry.. (laughing)
I was laughing so hard.
A woman is writing about witches.
How she knows what they do? (laughing).
Was she invited? (laughing)
Poetess : I don't want sex, I want baby..


I was talking to my grandmother today..





I was talking to my grandmother...






Happy













don't know story

Poetess: I just write here.
The real witch: hopefully not in the wash room.
Grandma: I wish I have you problem girls.
Poetess and the real witch: girls!!!
Grandma: at 90 even 70 years old is a girl to me.
Poetess: have to go.
The real witch (laughing): good luck.
Grandma: I go watch news.
Donald: homeless people should teach how to live.
Everyone will work faster.


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Poetess: we messed up almost million dollar contact.
The best news it wasn't me.
Inner voice: one million is a dream of every idiot.
And I am here.
Poetess: boss said he has to give a lot of free stuff to keep the customer.
Donald: finally we have a great news from aliens.
Asteroid is going to visit us.
And we can spend some time with it or on it.
Poetess: have to go..
Inner voice: let's just admit we are all idiots.
Life becomes so simple, no one asking any questions.
Except who is the idiot number one.
Author: I think the author should be awarded first.







Good morning