Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Martian King: lets finish the wall.
Martian King mother: and be more accurate.
Martian King: hopefully not.
Martian King mother (whispering): she is in her 400 th.
Martin King: what!
Martian King mother: do you want to walk home?
Martin King friend: who is the girl?
Martian King: Martian slush Venusian.
I like girls here.
Martian King friend: with make up and clothes.
They are scandalous.
Martin King: they glow in the dark.
Martian King friend: those two are Lunatics.
Martian husband: stupid people, keep driving when we are sleeping.
Martian
wife: its their robot.
People work.
Martian
husband: slowly but true.
Martian
wife: we have only one Martian who works here.
Martian
husband: narcissist.
Martian
wife: people are narcissists?
You are
narcissist!
Martian
husband: I wonder who are those artists who are drawing pictures for people?
One more
time they draw green on the picture,
I am moving
out from this country.
Martian
wife: I massage your ears.
“Yesterday
was yesterday,
And today
is today”.
Martian husband:
today is today.
Martian
wife: today is today.
Martian
husband: today is today.
Martian
husband: different robot.
Martian
wife: yesterday was a trailer, today is a movie night.
Martian
husband: people send robots every time they like.
Mafia.
Martian
wife: you want banana, put some sugar on it and will be banana bread.
Martian husband:
sanity to society!
Martian
wife: eat it.
Martian
husband: today is pay day, everyone wants to go home and spend.
Martian
wife: it landed on the casino, cut the ribbon and stuff.
Martian
husband: they are going to be busy now.
Martian
wife: they opened the restaurants already.
Donkey: we are here to see wild animals.
Sour leopard: when you wear your costume, you will see one.
Bee: okay, wild
animals, wear your costumes and get ready for situation.
Goat: nothing
illegal.
Bee: all according
to the vacation special.
Sheep: are we
going to met the comedian?
Bee: more like
his issues.
Monkey: let’s
hurry up.
Bee: don't forget
your bins and play like wild animals.
Pig (to the
duck): where are you from?
Duck: from animal
farm.
Bee: they are
the one we need!
Okay, ducks,
don't look do shocked.
You will be
home by holidays.
Pig: we will
get extra break on the sun.
Bee: where is
the Duranosores Rex!
Pig: we checked,
there were like twenty of them.
Bee: make sure
they are here.
And make sure
they walk only on the green, every where.
President deer: whose sandwich is this!
I don’t see
anything and there’s butter everywhere!
Pigs,
monkeys: we apologize if we are wrong.
President
deer: do I have any other animals in the zoo.
Pig,
monkeys: we are first at the door.
President
deer: not one, not ten. Two hundred pigs
and monkeys.
Bee
(listening): that’s the plan.
President
deer (to himself): no idea.
Bee (to
pigs and monkeys): we don't understand what he is talking about since we are
small.
Pig: he
left.
Bee: that’s
the stuff.
Monkey:
looks strange.
Bee:
because of the value.
Pig: hi monkey.
We will be separated again today.
I will be working at the zoo library.
Monkey: the dog is here.
Pig: it’s all coming together!
Turtle: president deer put cameras everywhere.
We saw all of them on the way home.
Monkey: okay, thank you.
Turtle: someone gotta move.
Monkey: okay pig, go to the library and shine.
They have tables over there and stuff.
Turtle: library is exclusive.
Pig: it’s so true.
Why don't we put tables everywhere.
Bee: something with this management.
Pigs are librarians.
Sour leopard: nothing more!
Pig: we are very busy working in the library!
Bee: why are you speaking so loud.
President deer: I find more pigs and monkeys in the zoo.
Today they were sleeping right in front of me.
Sweet leopard: it depends how we look at it.
President deer: it depends how I look on all of it.
Pig: we know how to do the job.
President deer: why are you in my area?
Move!
Sweet leopard: before we had one monkey and one pig in the
zoo.
Now we have two hundred.
May be we do something different.
President deer: we love animals.
Bee (to Monkey): wait until they look at the numbers.
Now we will look at some documents, make sure we are clear.
This what you want.
Monkey: what is this?
Bee: a candy.
Zebra: what is it?
Pig: no
idea.
Monkey:
cooking.
Zebra: why
there's banana here?
I don't get
it.
Monkey: I
see.
Zebra: you
see, I see, we all see.
You see
those zebras over there?
Pig: which
one?
Zebra: we
are taking the same picture one hundred times, because they are sleeping!
Bee: say something.
Monkey: what to say?
Bee: you represent!
Monkey: we work in fast food restaurant before, on the
kitchen.
Bee: more details.
Monkey: and now, we are crazy.
Not all of us, some.
Bee: winter is coming.
Do you live at the country side?
Taking bus?
Monkey: and now we are crazy and hungry.
Bee: where are the pigs?
Monkey: having big lunch after the long weekend.
Bee: President deer spoils you with the weekends.
Monkey: why are you watching the deers?
Bee: they are my favorite.
President deer: who is happy today.
Pigs are
happy today.
How was
your weekend?
Pig: too
cold.
All day,
nothing.
Usually we
sleep for the whole day.
In the
cold, we are not the same.
President
deer: where are the monkeys?
Pig: they
have an appointment.
Didn't fit
in the bus.
President
deer: its because monkeys are so fat.
Pig: it
depends on the food they eat.
President
deer: any plans for today?
Pig: will
be thinking today is happy Friday.
President
deer: its Monday.
Pig:
something wrong with my math.
Well,
Tuesday is on the corner.
President
deer: and what is now?
Pig: long
lunch after the long weekend.
President
deer: we spoil you with the weekends.
Monkey: someone stole our pigs.
Bee: who would steal our pigs.
Monkey: we can’t find pigs in the washroom.
Bee: pigs looked very happy last night, and sweet and lovely.
Monkey: okay, okay, I am eating.
Bee: is good, is it.
There's still kitchen.
Get them.
We will show you the computer.
Monkey: the computer?
Bee: the computer.
Our gift to President deer when he gets nervous.
Monkey: say it again.
Bee: our little hamsters.
They are all friends.
They like flowers.
Hopefully, deers, will learn their lesson unless something happens.
We will put few experienced over there.
Monkey: how many are experienced?
Bee: all of them.
One time we brought hamsters and they forgot to eat the grass
And we couldn't find them and there’s nothing you can do.
We master it this time.
Pig is lying in the mud and monkey is eating banana. President deer and zebra are walking by.
President
deer: right in front of my eyes.
Pig: quick
break.
Monkey:
eating soup.
We made
some for you.
Pig: we are
busy, but not very busy.
President
deer: right in front of my eyes.
Monkey: you don't have to see what we are doing.
President deer: I don't want to see it.
My stress levels are high already.
Zebra: pigs are monkeys are crazy.
And this is not a joke.
(leave)
Monkey: zebras always say bad staff about us.
Pig: why are we so different!
Monkey: president deer has all the money.
Pig: what should we do.
Please them or please us?
Monkey: work.
Only one hour left.
Congratulations.
Pig: today, five hours of my day I thought it was Saturday.
Monkey: you know what I like about my job?
I don't think about it when I go home.
Pig: kids are happy!
Monkey: customers are happy!
Pig: too much work.
Bee (flying by): be happy.
And if someone is miserable, (swears) buzz them.
Pig: it is so true.
Monkey: actually, hold on.
President deer: you can’t find bigger then this?
Pig: only one
ton.
It's not a
lot for a pig.
Monkey:
it’s for the kitchen paper.
How much he
eats?
Pig: not
everyone jokes differently.
President
deer: I see every one is angry.
Or may be
it’s me.
Pig:
monkey, we made a mistake.
Monkey: we
thought deer is different.
Pig: now we
know what's different.
Now he is
going to sit in front of you.
President
deer: sometimes we have problems.
Nothing,
nothing.
Pig (to the
monkey): we don't like it.
President
deer: I see beautiful young ladies!
Pig: no.
Pig: he is
talking to us.
Monkeys:
pigs always bring their women to very important meetings.
Pig:
president deer brought a lot of food.
Monkey: we
brought it back.
President
deer (quietly): there are few normal animals.
The rest
are pigs and monkeys.
Pig: we
love it!
Bravo!
Monkey: does
it.
Pig: you
know what’s funny?
Wait until
president deer starts to audit our business.
We watch it
every day.
And our
people.
Monkey:
make it nice.
Sour leopards: where are the tigers?
Monkey: they are so soft.
Very weird feeling.
Pig: tigers take no for nonsense.
Monkey: we don't know who we will vote for.
Pig: election is on the weekend.
Monkey: don’t say anything to anyone.
You will work quietly.
Then we vote for your.
Pig: I think, you confuse the two.
Sour leopard: where are the small banana boxes?
If you take little cases from the ship.
Little pigs: we are still wondering.
Pig: okay!
Sour leopard: may be do some explanation to your little
pigs?
Pig: good luck with that.
Sweet leopard: good morning!
Pig: boss, boss, boss!
Where are the cookies!
Monkey: you had some nice vacation.
Sweet leopard: I actually wasn't on vacation.
I was working in another zoo.
Pig: this is so nice.
Sour leopard: too much stuff to put away.
Monkey:
banana.
Sour
leopard: oh, yeah.
From the
morning.
Monkey:
yes.
We should
be in shape.
At least
one of us.
Sour
leopard: you can save it.
Monkey: you
can do it!
Until five
o'clock.
Pig: take
your time.
Sour
leopard: who should I listen to?
From the
time go a lot wider.
From eight
o'clock!
Monkey: we
practice on listening the cat first.
Perfecting
ourselves.
At least we
have a chance not worry about nothing.
Pig: best
thing we do.
How it was
before, fifty millions years ago.
Elephant:
who, where?
Monkey:
elephant, we speed diel you all our
questions.
Sour
leopard: a lot of money we are making?
Monkey:
actually, no.
Pig: when
you are working outside, you are getting more sun.
Sour
leopard: by going back and forth?
Monkey:
only five days a week.
Then you
have weekends.
Pig: all
two days.
Sour
leopard: oh, well.
Monkey: we
are preventing you from spending on miscellaneous stuff on extra weekends.
Pig: from
this morning.
Sour
leopard: is it?
Pig: when
you wake up and going to work.
Monkey: you
are not going to spend on weekend again.
Pig: you
have more days to work for it.
Sour
leopard: what if it is cold outside?
Pig: only –
1.
Monkey: you
don't see frost on your hands.
How far are
you moving banana boxes?
From
outside to inside.
Monkey: I am genius.
This is my dream.
Day dream.
Pig: I have those dreams in the morning.
Sour leopard: is this our fault too?
Pig: yeah.
Elephant: I have to wear my glasses.
I thought, I see two of you.
One here and one over there.
Sour leopard: I teleported.
Monkey: this is sour leopard.
He starts a lot of trouble and get no trouble.
Pig: fantastic.
Big monkey: are they crazy?
Pig: very
very crazy.
Wait until
they get to work tomorrow.
Elephant:
who is this?
I have to
put my glasses on,
I thought
this is lion.
Monkey: this
is sour leopards.
Pig: we
will reclaim our bush!
Monkey: looks busy here.
Monkey: you
want to go home?!
Monkey:
yes!
Big monkey:
okay everyone, come here.
Monkey:
cents.
Monkey:
cents.
Monkey: if
we don't say anything,
Monkeys who
actually do the job will not get anything.
Monkey:
monkeys are not six years old!
Monkey: we
need an accountant.
Big monkey:
we have to stop being “a monkey “!
This is my
brother Johnny.
Monkey: you don't have to do this.
Actually, you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do anything.
Pig: this why.
Penguin: there are two different types of monkeys.
Turtle: truly.
Leopard: what are you all talking about?
Elephant: please don’t send no more monkeys to this jungles.
Monkey: only elephants would complain.
Leopard: lots of mess.
Elephant:
don’t be lazy.
Learning,
learning.
Parrot: fight
okay, nicely.
Don’t be a
listener.
Cat: meow.
Leopard:
why are you sitting here?
Cat: I am
watching.
Leopard:
how are you doing?
Cat: I am not
doing a thing.
Monkey:
pick up error.
We supposed
to get a dog.
Pig: they
both are pets.
Right at
the door.
Leopard:
where's the dog?
Pig: wof,
wof.
Cat: wof,
wof.
Leopard: we
answerer every question except the easiest one.