Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Martian: we don't know what it is!
Martian King:
check the pockets.
Martian: 19
degrees.
Marian: when I saw part of the hill has no snow, I figured out.
You can't go fast on the grass.
Martian: even
chicken, I mean, lobster can figure this out.
May be they don't like snow.
Martian: you can go faster on the big hill.
Martian: big hill full of ice.
Martian: monkeys
can steal things.
Marian: following
steps of their ancestors.
Marian King:
our new vaccine called “sanitizer”!
Princess: and where is the boyfriend!?
Princess number two: he can't talk.
The craziest thing.
Is it a problem?
Princess number two: not at all!
Did you call 911?
Princess: no, the wrong number.
Princess number two: this why.
Princess: it's the same thing, so stupid.
Doctor said to show the boyfriend pictures from under the sharks.
May be he doesn't know them too.
Princess number two: in the jacket?
Princess: under supervision.
May be he starts to remember the thoughts can change.
Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King number one: what is the difference.
Go to her, she is very friendly.
You can call her a dog.
Servant 1: we can't smile in our masks.
Only with our eyes may be.
Pharaoh: this what I am thinking about.
Servant 2: New Queen number one would smile.
Pharaoh: yes she would..
New King number one: anything new?
Servant 1: we have 13 news.
Servant 2: slaves 001 and 002 will be on the break.
Servant 1: we have to see 98 more.
Servant 2: are we getting any snacks today?
Servant 1: little refreshment?
Servant 2: 34 more dollars.
Servant 1: we never get free coffee.
New King number one: what kind of craziness are you talking about?!
What to do with the special offer?
Servant 1: leave it here.
Servant 2: switch it.
Make sure we can reach the cups.
Servant 1: we need a line.
Servant 2: I think it's okay right now.
Pharaoh: now I know who is working and who is standing like this.
Servant 1: we need house keeper.
New King number one: where are you going?
On vacation?
Servant 1: we don't want to work on lunch.
Pharaoh: why they are telling me now?
Do you work at lunch?
Servant 1: look at the time.
Servant 2: we will tell you when we come back.
Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King number one: what is the difference.
Go to her, she is hydrating after 9 o'clock.
Good night.
Diamond: it's not night yet!
Pharaoh: who is this?
New King number one: Diamond.
Our archeological discovery.
In million years we will ship him back.
Martian: what to do with it?
In the garbage?
Martian King: this is very special car!
Martian: we have a question.
Martian King: how come?
Martian: should we collect by mistake another car from Earth?
Martian King: one hundred percent "no".
Martian: he can't drive it.
Martian: only three pedals.
Martian: we can collect and pretend we don't remember again.
Martian King: after biting the apple, this what hurts the most.
Martian: we really loved the ocean.
Martian: may be in five hundred years people will build something here.
Martian: some one is jealous.
Martian King: go to Venus, they have oceans.
Martian: oceans of lava.
Martian King: same thing.
Martian: never listen the boss.
Martian: we don't blame you a lot.
New Queen number one: where is my cat!
Pharaoh: you can go home earlier.
Servant 1: oh man.
New King number one: he doesn't understand anything.
When you work you are working.
Servant 1: Pharaoh, cats can live many lives.
Servant 2: sir, you are a cat.
New King number one: not really.
Servant 1: cats are more wiser.
Servant 2: we can enroll you in our cats program.
Servant 1: cats like to sleep on the shelves.
New King number one: Pharaoh, this is the difference between you and a cat.
Pharaoh: show me on the computer.
New King number one: turn on.
Servant 1: no one understands what it says.