Fools gold.

(Theatre stage, two actresses dressed like witches are pointing fingers at each other, and the third, the older, stares at crystal ball on the round table).

Third witch: the King is coming!

King of Fools: I am coming girl,

I am coming!

(the audience claps hands).

First witch: no pressure ladies, he is going to take his time.

Second witch: its all your fault.

First witch: you have to want everything or want nothing!

That's only when you will have to it all.

Second witch: really!?

First witch: temporary poor people will want it for you. 

Second witch: why temporary?

First witch: ha, ha, ha, guess?

King of Fools (from the audience): at this job you have to be fit.

Lots of love and does it.

Queen of Fools: you are too cheap to hire real actors.

King of Fools: we want to play ourselves.

Third witch: we shall wait for the King.

King of Fools (to Queen of Fools): for me!

First witch: try to date men from your city.

Second witch: I don't want to date men from my city!

Third witch: I see the winning lottery numbers; 3, 5, 6.

(everyone writes the numbers).

King of Fools (loud): no superpowers over here,

Only bad sometimes and love to eat.

Witches: the King!

(All singing together)

Chorus: One million, is a dream of an idiot,

One million is a dream of an idiot..

King of Fools (singing): is "the dream" of every fool!

Chorus: no less, no more,

We are not of being greedy,

Unless, its required by law, law, law..

King of Fools: love, love, love..

Chorus: what about food and women,

What about work commitment,

What about sparkles in the eyes?!

King of Fools: this is dream!

And this is wishes,

No time to be suspicious,

No time to waste the time..

Queen of Fools: phone call.

King of Fools: tell them, we are busy.

Queen of Fools: the button, its emergency. 

King of Fools: who answers emergency right away, not me.

(Next day).

Troll: its seems to be messed up.

King of Fools: we used rolls. 

Troll: who are you?

King of Fools: actors from the burned theater. We tried to get insurance, but it didn't work out very well.