The Martian story

Martian King: lets finish the wall.

Martian King mother: and be more accurate.

Martian King: hopefully not.

Martian King mother (whispering): she is in her 400 th.

Martin King: what!

Martian King mother: do you want to walk home?

Martin King friend: who is the girl?

Martian King: Martian slush Venusian.

I like girls here.

Martian King friend: with make up and clothes.

They are scandalous.

Martin King: they glow in the dark.

Martian King friend: those two are Lunatics.

 

 

 

The Martian story

Martian husband: stupid people, keep driving when we are sleeping.

Martian wife: its their robot.

People work.

Martian husband: slowly but true.

Martian wife: we have only one Martian who works here.

Martian husband: narcissist.

Martian wife: people are narcissists?

You are narcissist!

Martian husband: I wonder who are those artists who are drawing pictures for people?

One more time they draw green on the picture,

I am moving out from this country.

Martian wife: I massage your ears.

“Yesterday was yesterday,

And today is today”.

Martian husband: today is today.

Martian wife: today is today.

Martian husband: today is today.

 

The Martian story

Martian husband: different robot.

Martian wife: yesterday was a trailer, today is a movie night.

Martian husband: people send robots every time they like.

Mafia.

Martian wife: you want banana, put some sugar on it and will be banana bread.

Martian husband: sanity to society!

Martian wife: eat it.

Martian husband: today is pay day, everyone wants to go home and spend.

Martian wife: it landed on the casino, cut the ribbon and stuff.

Martian husband: they are going to be busy now.

Martian wife: they opened the restaurants already.