1.
Big Hruck: you are late!
What's
wrong with you.
You never
late.
Post man:
yesterday. Had to do bunch of u-turns.
Big Hruck:
at least you found us, which is good.
Post man:
are you going to dress up for the festival?
Big Hruck:
yeah, some character people.
Post man:
where are the little pigs?
I haven't
seen them from this morning.
Big Hruck:
studying.
Waiting for
someone to ring the bell.
(Ringing
the bell).
Big Hruck:
here go.
Little
pigs: can't wait until 3 o'clock.
Big Hruck:
pigs.
Little
pigs: open concept.
What else?
Post man:
may be now they will find the wolf?
Big Hruck:
no, that's gone.
Post man:
may be they are some kind of …?
Big Hruck:
boring man?
Yeah boss.
They see
mud and they turn around.
What's
going on!
Post man:
what are they studying?
Big Hruck:
probably business and every day problems.
Post man: nice
little pigs.
Big Hruck:
Friday night.
Tomorrow is
Friday.
Post man:
tomorrow is Friday.
Oh, this is good news.
2.
General Hruck (oinks): and now surprises.
Big Hruck (oinks back): why so many!
(looking at the little pigs running around).
General Hruck: busy night.
Big Hruck: aren't you supposed to be busy at the games? (oinks).
General Hruck: we had busier morning. (oinks)
Big Hruck: oh man, we are noisy.
General Hruck: few more wins, and you will have the biggest
army in the Kingdom of Hrucks.
King of Hrucks.
They will cover all our needs and we don’t have to bring
pigs from outside.
Big Hruck: how do our champions feel?
General Hruck: can't wait to start.
3.
Pig coach: he stuck in the middle.
Big Hruck: may be he is too long.
Pig coach: are you sure?
Little pigs: we have stadium, the same.
Only digital.
You can see suggestions in the top.
Big Hruck: I don't care what I see on top.
I am not stupid.
Bring the skunk.
Prince Hruck: you can outrun the skunk, but how you can
outrun the smell?
Big Hruck: not listening.
Where is the skunk?
Coach Hruck: was watching the dog.
Big Hruck: watching the door!
Why you say like this.
Skunk: did you bring the pay?
Big Hruck: candies, all of them.
Just get on.
Skunk: whose idea was to put food place in the middle of the
racetrack?
Big Hruck: we don’t want pigs cheat.
Skunk: its very strange.
Big Hruck: do you have sny solution?
Skunk: I have solution every day.
Only in my head.
I was in the middle of my sleep and you woke me up.
Big Hruck: stink up and go home.
Princes
Swinuck: a lot of flies.
Big Hruck:
we can go home.
Princes
Swinuck: and see the same flies?
Skunk!
Big Hruck:
its probably mini zebra.
Princess
Swinuck: and water!
Big Hruck:
good news, there are no sharks.
Sharks are
different here.
They see
you, they swim away.
In
Armerika, they eat crup out of you.
Messenger: news!
Big Hruck:
excuse me!
We are
having romantic date.
5.
Wizier
Hruck: everyone wants to see future Queen of Hrucks.
Big Hruck:
hru, hru, hru (oinks).
Wizier
Hruck: exactly.
We sent a
lot of sugar there.
Big Hruck:
all this sugar in this case didn't work.
Are we
supposed to be hidden from all other pigs?
Wizier
Hruck: they know where to look.
She said
“yes"!
Big Hruck:
don’t say that.
Wizier
Hruck: you were laughing!
6.
Big Hruck:
she is slow.
Servant:
free pig.
Married
pigs move on their heads.
Big Hruck:
where is she?
Servant:
she said “I am going home right now".
Wizier: We
are already getting food ftom Swinuks.
Big Hruck:
not today.
Servant:
oh, you.
You want to
go outside and make money.
You go
outside and make money.
Wirier
Hruck: with no experience?
7.
Big Hruck: she goes outside and she is like
“Oh, its hot. Lets go home".
You are a pig!
Servant: may be she meant different kind of hot.
Its Friday night…
Big Hruck: not again.
Servant: all because you weating shirt and jeans.
Wearing clothes for pigs don't make sense.
Big Hruck: what do you want?
Wizier: we have to find her and say something.
You can practice with us.
Tell her “Good night my number one. You can eat a lot.”
No Honey, no money.
Big Hruck: you are pushing!
Wizier: all right.
8.
Wizier Hruck: let's go.
Big Hruck: let's go where?
Crazy Hruck is here.
Crazy Hruck: my life!
Who is this?!
Big Hruck: my life?
It's me.
Crazy Hruck: Monday.
Big Hruck: your attitudes again.
Look at her! (showing picture).
Crazy Hruck (looking at the picture): she is a pig.
Big Hruck: I figured out this.
Crazy Hruck: she is not your daddy, no.
Big Hruck: no.
Crazy Hruck: is she “me, me, me"?
Your type.
Princess Swinuk: he just grabbed all the food and ate it!
Wizier
Swinuk: once a pig, always a pig.
Hrucks
supply lots of sugar to us.
Don't you
get it!
Princess
Swinuk: no.
Wizier
Swinuk: we keep all the knowledge to ourselves.
Princess
Swinuk: please don’t say no more.
Wizier
Swinuk: we can get more pigs working on our recycling plant.
Make it big
open space like Texas.
Princess
Swinuk: how is Big Hruck going to sit on our throne?
He is so
short snd fat.
Wizier
Swinuk: we put him a cushion.
10.
Princess Swinuk: oh, this is door!
Big Hruck:
yes this is the door, the exit.
Princess
Swinuk: wow!
Big Hruck: it
can be an issue.
Wizier Hruck:
may be swinuks don't have doors.
Princess
Swinuk: I am going out.
Big Hruck: this
door, all yours, go out.
11.
Big Hruck: romantic dinner!
What is this?
Princess Swinuk: mostly drinks and salads.
Big Hruck: grass?
Princess Swinuk: what do you want, chiken.
Waitress Swinuk: your bill sir.
Big Hruck: I have visa.
What are those lines?
Waitress Swinuk: the tip.
Big Hruck: how to skip the tip?
Waitress Swinuk: we don't have this option.
Princess Swinuk: the skip tip option is connected to our emergency line.
Someone will call you and ask if you all right.
Waitress Swinuk: you can pick extra salad next day.
Princess Swinuk: this how we are different.
Waitress Swinuk: and we write your name on the beard with the phone number.
You can pick your salad any time tomorrow.
Princess Swinuk: we can eat berries tomorrow.
Big Hruck: and see my reaction.
Little swinuks: look at his nose!
He is Pinocchio!
12.
Bip Hruck: you can look 100 times in the mirror and nothing would happen.
You are a pig!
Wizier Hruck: you can look for 24 hours and nothing would happen.
Talking to a lady like this.
Now we have 15 percent of the swinuks love.
You have to be better parents to your pigs.
13.
Big Hruck: those are different pigs.
General Hruck: new army members.
Big Hruck: where are you going?!
Soldiers Hrucks: break time.
Big Hruck: back to the training!
Soldiers Hrucks: wash room.
Big Hruck: I know what wash room is, but your gym starts now!
General Hruck: nothing to worry about.
Big Hruck: your pigs are running away.
General Hruck: its its only training in alphabetical order, oink oink.
Big Hruck: and what are those square pants?
General Hruck: new designs, from the game.
Big Hruck: its it's raining outside.
Who wants to go and check?
Wizier Hruck: we will text you.
Big Hruck: where were you?
Do you know how hard is to find you.
I can't find you the whole day.
Wizier Hruck: why you can't find me?
I can find you everywhere.
I find you in the washroom.
Big Hruck: why you find me in the washroom!?
Princess Swinuk: only Pigs streets?
Street control Hruck: yes mam!
This is our religion.
Princess Swinuk: and how long we have to drive for?
Street control Hruck: go straight on the Pigs street untill you see the right turn.
Princess Swinuk: we are driving for hours!
Where is the right turn?
Street control Hruck: we are all waiting for that, I guess.
Princess Swinuk: do you have a map?
Street control Hruck: we don't use maps here.
Go all the way and turn right.
You are pretty pig.
Let them look for you.
Princess Swinuk: we have to find Big Hruck.
We need him to make our coffee.
Sugar are our two first ingredients.
Big Hruck: been there, done that.
Wizier Hruck: you better look happy.
We need Swinuks technology and they need our sugar.
Big Hruck: quite a combination.
Wizier Hruck: it sounds nasty until you eat it and then “boom", fruit explosion in your mouth.
Big Hruck: technically.
Wizier Hruck: you are not the first one who been here.
We need it done man.
Big Hruck: she said, she is on her way.
Wizier Hruck: ask how long it will take.
Big Hruck: she said soon.
Wizier Hruck: stand here in the corner like my car and smile.
Do you know what's our problem?
We think of ourselves as pigs.
And Swinuks think of themselves as wild boars from 100 years old.
