On the set of a new movie "What to do?".
Donald : in case if people ask us what to do,
We don't know what to do.
We, I mean us are the rich people (smiles with apology in the face).
We could probably tell where to go (points hand straight),
But we don't want to get sued.
Hilary: ... wicked minds...
Donald: it's actually was go to work.
Go to work and be happy, vitamins we provide.
(Hilary is making a note, nodding).
Lady: one year ago I was maliciously abducted by group of wild aliens on bikes.
Any new news about it?
(whispering) Actually it was my husband's plan,
It didn't work out and he went nuts.
Hilary: sexually active men always up to something.
Donald: publicity.
Lady: like all normal women I would prefer coffee in bed not be taped in the bathtub with ducks without any water on the side,
Only stinking man asking in the dark, where is the money?
Hilary : you are our hero..
Lady: that's not it.
Donald : I'll take a nap.
Lady (in tears): waiting for my prince charming police officer to rescue me from vicious intruders and return me at least my purse.
(one year ago)
Vicious intruder: Wine my lady?
Lady (in the bubble bath): f..k off, take my picture and leave.
(Group of aliens with signs "She is beautiful" and "Help us" are looking in the sky and waiving red flags much harder now).
Donald : Sometimes I wish I was abducted by the aliens once and for all.
Start my businesses on a new planet of Mars.
Hilary : ... this where expression red flags came from..(making a note).
Donald : I was left alone on the sinking ship myself,
With only keys (very loud) from my house! and picture of the ocean.
I wonder whose brilliant idea was that?
(Few people have blushing chicks).
Then Hurricane Melania hit me in the face.
Hilary : I wonder how much it will cost?
Lady: millions of dollars were stolen from my kitchen table and never returned.
Donald : Oh its free...
Hilary: anyway businessmen let's go to our businesses and stop talking.
Donald : I am ruling the country..
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
don't know story
Inner voice ( on the phone ) : hm... monkey?!
Is she pretty?
She was a good girl and now she is a bad girl?!
Poetess : are they going to get married?
Inner voice : you want to know everything.
Grandma : we know nothing.
Grandma w.: one time I wanted to show off,
And it didn't go very well,
Right before the tourists, what a shame.
Poetess : I am working in new department.
Finally my dream came true and I can focus on myself 8 hours a day.
Is she pretty?
She was a good girl and now she is a bad girl?!
Poetess : are they going to get married?
Inner voice : you want to know everything.
Grandma : we know nothing.
Grandma w.: one time I wanted to show off,
And it didn't go very well,
Right before the tourists, what a shame.
Poetess : I am working in new department.
Finally my dream came true and I can focus on myself 8 hours a day.
New Kings
On the set of a new movie " Very important speech".
Donald : let's rebuild Puerto Rico.
Hilary : it's Monopoly game?!
Donald (counting steps) : women sucks in politics...
The results can be devastating..
Hilary : I will buy hotel.
Donald (on the side) : this is embarrassment..
Hilary : you have three hotels.
Donald : I am your President my lady.
If I have less then you, then something is wrong with our country.
We would have to forget about Puerto Rico and rebuild US.
(to people) After twenty years we will live much better.
Hilary : we have to rebuild something today.
Donald : reputation?
Hilary : how selfish..
Donald : give me some clues?
Hilary : Puerto. ...Ri. .. co?
Donald : who's money it will be?
Hilary (smiling): what do you think?
Donald : people's?
Hilary : taxes?
Donald : let's rebuild Puerto Rico.
Hilary : it's Monopoly game?!
Donald (counting steps) : women sucks in politics...
The results can be devastating..
Hilary : I will buy hotel.
Donald (on the side) : this is embarrassment..
Hilary : you have three hotels.
Donald : I am your President my lady.
If I have less then you, then something is wrong with our country.
We would have to forget about Puerto Rico and rebuild US.
(to people) After twenty years we will live much better.
Hilary : we have to rebuild something today.
Donald : reputation?
Hilary : how selfish..
Donald : give me some clues?
Hilary : Puerto. ...Ri. .. co?
Donald : who's money it will be?
Hilary (smiling): what do you think?
Donald : people's?
Hilary : taxes?
I was born in Siberia, was living there for two weeks as a new born baby
And then my grandparents brought me to their house,
With my great grand mothers, great grand aunts. ..
My parents were in university.
Few times I was in Siberia as an adult, huge Siberia forest..
Now my son, who is Canadian,
He likes cold, snow, ice, winter...
And then my grandparents brought me to their house,
With my great grand mothers, great grand aunts. ..
My parents were in university.
Few times I was in Siberia as an adult, huge Siberia forest..
Now my son, who is Canadian,
He likes cold, snow, ice, winter...
don't know story
Poetess : someone was lucky.
Me for not going to darker sours of power and cursing someone.
Or the one I was about to curse?
I am working in different department now,
And it's mostly empty.
Really someone is lucky.
Grandma: I would probably say few words and be done with it.
Poetess : another thing,
I list 3 pounds and I am not wearing any skirts,
Only leggings and t shirt, just like 20 years old here.
Plus I have a surprise..
Grandma : what?
Me for not going to darker sours of power and cursing someone.
Or the one I was about to curse?
I am working in different department now,
And it's mostly empty.
Really someone is lucky.
Grandma: I would probably say few words and be done with it.
Poetess : another thing,
I list 3 pounds and I am not wearing any skirts,
Only leggings and t shirt, just like 20 years old here.
Plus I have a surprise..
Grandma : what?
Today Hugh Hefner past away, founder of Playboy magazine...
In early 90's Playboy was first foreign magazine that was allowed to sell in post Soviet Union, and you had to know someone from book store to be able to keep it for you.
We had few copied, I remember looking at almost naked women..
It was nice time, youthfulness, freshness. ..
This kind of memory
In early 90's Playboy was first foreign magazine that was allowed to sell in post Soviet Union, and you had to know someone from book store to be able to keep it for you.
We had few copied, I remember looking at almost naked women..
It was nice time, youthfulness, freshness. ..
This kind of memory
New Kings. .
On the set of a new movie "Bunker saga".
Now near the bunker, golden from inside, crappy from outside to not disturb masses (people).
Donald : Well my fellow citizens,
Apocalypse is coming today at 6 pm.
Exactly at the dinner time, yes fatties...
Don't forget to eat your vegetables and lock the doors, stay safe and sound.
No, it's not going to be a free movie or anything free like health care for old lady.
For some reason it's going to be only in the United States of America.
Who said a new war?
Children? New generation knows everything.
No school on Christmas either kids!
Which is weird about .. but according to our horoscope for the day after tomorrow, we all be okay.
The ones who are in the bunker.
Thank Goodness.
Now kids let's study science and look at the beautiful moon,
Soon we will discover it 24 X 7,
Yeah, after we completely upgrade our planet we will be living on the moon.
Looks kind of close today..
Now near the bunker, golden from inside, crappy from outside to not disturb masses (people).
Donald : Well my fellow citizens,
Apocalypse is coming today at 6 pm.
Exactly at the dinner time, yes fatties...
Don't forget to eat your vegetables and lock the doors, stay safe and sound.
No, it's not going to be a free movie or anything free like health care for old lady.
For some reason it's going to be only in the United States of America.
Who said a new war?
Children? New generation knows everything.
No school on Christmas either kids!
Which is weird about .. but according to our horoscope for the day after tomorrow, we all be okay.
The ones who are in the bunker.
Thank Goodness.
Now kids let's study science and look at the beautiful moon,
Soon we will discover it 24 X 7,
Yeah, after we completely upgrade our planet we will be living on the moon.
Looks kind of close today..
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