On the set of a new movie "Bunker saga".
Now near the bunker, golden from inside, crappy from outside to not disturb masses (people).
Donald : Well my fellow citizens,
Apocalypse is coming today at 6 pm.
Exactly at the dinner time, yes fatties...
Don't forget to eat your vegetables and lock the doors, stay safe and sound.
No, it's not going to be a free movie or anything free like health care for old lady.
For some reason it's going to be only in the United States of America.
Who said a new war?
Children? New generation knows everything.
No school on Christmas either kids!
Which is weird about .. but according to our horoscope for the day after tomorrow, we all be okay.
The ones who are in the bunker.
Thank Goodness.
Now kids let's study science and look at the beautiful moon,
Soon we will discover it 24 X 7,
Yeah, after we completely upgrade our planet we will be living on the moon.
Looks kind of close today..
