Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
I was talking to my grandmother. ..
She is writing about out family tree,
She says she knows everything.
My mom's special cat is going to have kittens again next month and all I taken already.
Then one of her (my mother's school girlfriends got married again and another has a new fiancé).
I was like why..
And she wad like,
I am sorry we are young women.
My aunt is in the gym from Friday..
And I am babysitting J,
Forcing him to do something between me doing nothing..
Outside is like spring...
don't know story
Poetess (reading book "How to write interesting book"):
Before writing interesting book,
Ask yourself why do you want to write interesting book?
May be you are drunk?
Or may be you received a letter from the government and said "very ... interesting".
It's not going to help.
I mean the government is not going to help you writing interesting book.
Honestly it doesn't help unless obligated by the law,
The tax return papers for example ...
What will help you is my book.
Number one rule,
Have solid outline and full time income.
If you have both, you are on your way already.
Have beginning, middle and the end of the story.
Inner voice : never.
Poetess : shhhh..
(keeps reading ): answer all the questions before they have been asked in the dark corner and be weird.
(asks herself ): How?
(reading) Create personal character.
Inner voice : I want to be invisible.
Poetess : I wear sweater, miniskirt, leggings and a bra,
That all I wear...and underwear. .shoes too.
Before writing interesting book,
Ask yourself why do you want to write interesting book?
May be you are drunk?
Or may be you received a letter from the government and said "very ... interesting".
It's not going to help.
I mean the government is not going to help you writing interesting book.
Honestly it doesn't help unless obligated by the law,
The tax return papers for example ...
What will help you is my book.
Number one rule,
Have solid outline and full time income.
If you have both, you are on your way already.
Have beginning, middle and the end of the story.
Inner voice : never.
Poetess : shhhh..
(keeps reading ): answer all the questions before they have been asked in the dark corner and be weird.
(asks herself ): How?
(reading) Create personal character.
Inner voice : I want to be invisible.
Poetess : I wear sweater, miniskirt, leggings and a bra,
That all I wear...and underwear. .shoes too.
don't know story
Grandma : why you are not at work?
Poetess : I took day off to work on my issue.
Sister : what issues,
Where is the cake recipe?
Grandma : I shall excuse myself.
Aunt : only after me.
Mom: chao.
Poetess : where is my issue list?
Are you writing everything?
Inner voice : it has only one word on it.
Poetess : it happens too.
Inner voice : I read a book,
So this wife of a hokey player,
She wrote a book for him, something else,
Then she wanted to play hockey for him,
But the stupid coach started a fight.
Zoo is hiring. ..
Poetess : I took day off to work on my issue.
Sister : what issues,
Where is the cake recipe?
Grandma : I shall excuse myself.
Aunt : only after me.
Mom: chao.
Poetess : where is my issue list?
Are you writing everything?
Inner voice : it has only one word on it.
Poetess : it happens too.
Inner voice : I read a book,
So this wife of a hokey player,
She wrote a book for him, something else,
Then she wanted to play hockey for him,
But the stupid coach started a fight.
Zoo is hiring. ..
don't know story
Inner voice: didn't see you for a while.
Poetess: I was cleaning the bathroom.
From 11:30 pm to 2 am.
Inner voice: where?
Poetess: at home,
Where do you think?
I am sorry, but this what we have in common here.
Between me and all the women.
Now one is sitting with me.
There are three empty tables and we are talking about my hamburger and her soup.
All I hear is dusting .. what is it any way?
Carpet, sink, ..., whatever..
Today I woke up very early, at 6 am.
And then went back to sleep for five minutes..
At 8 J friend woke us up.
I am getting ready,
Faster then people who trying to hide,
Then J wants breakfast, then slamming the door when I am dressing to sign some school paper.
Then I had to stop to get coffee for me.
(to Inner voice): are you writing it down?
Sister: what is the point of this story?
Grandma: cleaning the toilet.
Aunt: can we be more delicate.
Poetess: I've mentioned it few times at work already.
Poetess: I was cleaning the bathroom.
From 11:30 pm to 2 am.
Inner voice: where?
Poetess: at home,
Where do you think?
I am sorry, but this what we have in common here.
Between me and all the women.
Now one is sitting with me.
There are three empty tables and we are talking about my hamburger and her soup.
All I hear is dusting .. what is it any way?
Carpet, sink, ..., whatever..
Today I woke up very early, at 6 am.
And then went back to sleep for five minutes..
At 8 J friend woke us up.
I am getting ready,
Faster then people who trying to hide,
Then J wants breakfast, then slamming the door when I am dressing to sign some school paper.
Then I had to stop to get coffee for me.
(to Inner voice): are you writing it down?
Sister: what is the point of this story?
Grandma: cleaning the toilet.
Aunt: can we be more delicate.
Poetess: I've mentioned it few times at work already.
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