don't know story

Inner voice : I want to fuck.

Poetess : I want money,

What are you going to do for me?

Inner voice : shut up and listen.

So you weight 109?

Poetess :what are you. ..
Inner voice : one time I went to the park,
And this old men he gave me a look...or the way he looked?..
I gave him all my money and my watch.
He didn't say anything or asked.
That might be an idea.

Good night

Good morning

If you think
you have done enough,
Ask your life.
And the life will say,
Come here my baby...
My beautiful baby.
Hold on, on hugs,
This is story for children.
Kids are mostly always happy..
Plus I am at work,
The life keeps talking and talking until she will hear we love her a lot.
Thank goodness it's Wednesday already,
Saturday will be much better..
That's life, and life is looking at the mirror.
I dressed up for you today, made bright beautiful day..

Everything is good

Good evening

don't know story

The real witch: where is it?
Give me.
Grandma Witch: give you what?
Any way..let's repeat.
We are the best witches in our country.
The real witch: are you sure?
Grandma Witch: we are the best witches in our city,
We are the best witches in our ...fine in our house, in this room.
The real witch: it's going to be raining again.
Grandma Witch: just repeat,
It's from motivation book.
Repeat and you will see.
Poetess: I prefer to see money in my bank account.
The real witch: from now on,
I will call myself a nice lady.
Poetess: I have religious question.
Grandma Witch: ask me,
I know everything about religion.
Poetess: if for example,
Some one will think that someone who is religious should go to h..l,
Would he make it to h..l?
Grandma Witch: may be.
Poetess: I am sorry, work is work,
Shouldn't be any jealousy, gossip and lies.
One day I will lie too.
Nice lady (the real witch): lie about sexual harassment.

Good morning

Smile and have a great day

Smile and have great time:)

And 

don't know story

Poetess: Happy Valentine's day!
Inner voice: did you drive skunk around?
Poetess: I parked near some tree yesterday and went to store,
I was back and all the car was stinky, in few minutes.
The real witch: you didn't..?
Poetess(crossing): no.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Inner voice: I bet it wasn't parking spot.
Poetess: it was dark, now my car smells like drugs.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Poetess: have to go..
The real witch: why don't you stay home at night.
Poetess: I went to buy lottery and chocolate.
Inner voice: the skunk was good luck charm.
Poetess:.. I won 100 dollars.
The real witch: you see,
Drive around that area for few more zeros..
Poetess: have to go..
We are talking about juicy moments.
Aunt: juicy moment is when you get pregnant unexpectedly after ..any day..

Good morning

Good night

don't know story

Inner voice: didn't you say the story is finito and you got Golden Trash Award for it?
Poetess: yes.
Inner voice: and?
Grandma: what is Golden Trash Award for?
Inner voice: it's for artists who got Golden Fuck Award,
For writing at full time job not related to writing at any meaning.
Poetess: Golden Trash Award is for writers who only care about the money.
Inner voice: such honor..
My Golden Idiot Award.
It's tricky, you have to be a complete idiot and have gold..my dream..
Poetess: this new woman at work is asking when are we going to show her everything?
Grandma: what she means by everything?
Inner voice: did you buy lottery yet?
Poetess: I have to look at the numbers,
Will do now.

Good day

Everything is good:)