Fools gold.

Troll: I want some chocolate.

King of Fools: we have one.

Troll: expired at 2020!
King of Fools: expired at 2020.
Eat and you will get high.
Fool: mister Troll, go home, paint a lot of money, go to the bank and tell them you are rich.
King of Fools: stay on the rich side.

Fools gold.

Fool: Happy Monday!

Troll: Monday?

Fool: absolutely.

Monday is the beginning.

Mama Mia: mister Troll, without Mondays you will not love Fridays.

King of Fools: mister Troll, you want only Fridays, go for it.

Fool: you will miss "cold turkey”.

Fools gold.

King of Fools: is that the phone!

Mister Troll!

Answer the phone!

Say hello.

Troll: what is the name of the dish?

Mama Mia: wild coconut.

You never get the wrong one.

King of Fools: we wrote "natural courses” for our files. 

Basically, it says "we are getting old”.

Troll: zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one.

Finally,  one.

Mama Mia: you are a young man, mister Troll.

King of Fools: mister Troll, you can call me daddy.

Troll: you are only few years older than me.

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone):

The government will love it.

Troll: they didn't even do anything.

King of Fools: just a reminder.

They are our witches.

Fool: what did you wish?

Troll: little bit more working.

Fool: it's Friday,

We have to get ready for the weekend.

King of Fools: mister Troll, why don't you get some help.

One day I wish I will burn this place.

All the toys.

Books (reading) "How to get rich in short period of time – Cinderella.”

Who writes those books.

All you need is prince and glass shoe.

 

Monkeys.

Employees: from a marathon?

Manager: from a marathon, not from America.

Boss: monkeys from a marathon!?

Not from America!

Monkeys.

Boss: how much work did you do?!

Manager: this what our new employees do every day.

No cardio, no sit.

Only work.

Boss: I haven’t seen that much productivity, not even at home.

I want to go home and relax.

Manager (quietly): some of our employees look like monkeys.

You can’t see the difference.

Boss: we have to do the test.

 

Fools gold.

Troll: where is the balance?

Fool: we put zero.

“Zero” doesn’t require a lot of thoughts.

Very simple.

Troll: mister Fool, do you watch TV?

Fool: no.

Troll: you don’t watch TV?!

Not even the weather?

Fool: I wear sweater.

King of Fools: excellent news!

We found the pot!

But without gold.

Fool: we have to find out how true it is!

Troll: a lot of work going on in here.

King of Fools: mister Troll,

The bar is closed.

Or you have no idea what bar is!

Fool: eating at the bar is cheaper than at home.

King of Fools: for sure.

Fool: one thing I know, we don’t complete what we supposed either way.

 

 

 

 

Monkeys.

Big monkey: when you read these files, make sure to skip at the end.

We are not people yet.

Monkey teacher: we are reading so slow.

Big monkey: okay, perfect.

Make sure no one sleeps at that corner.

 

 

Monkeys.

Monkey: you again?

Monkey: me again.

Monkey: I thought you work here.

Monkey: with people, there’s never nothing.

There’s always something!

Monkey: see, what they reply for our fixing request.

“It’s f… headache today”.

Monkey: kids, I tell you what happened.

People told us a joke!

Monkeys.

Monkey: people are messing things up every day.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Monkey: long week.

Monkey: I don’t care man.

Monkey: we have to care!

I’ve just found out today.

 

 

Monkeys.

Monkey: now you will see the real chimp man.

A lot of it.

Monkey: should we tape the boxes with bananas?

Monkey: it's fine.

They know where to return it.

Monkey: easy, easy.

Monkey supervisor: not easy, hard.

We have tons of bananas to shop.

People say, monkeys are slow

And they look at me!

Monkeys.

Monkey: we have to look up our rights.

Monkey: for every single word "Big monkey" says.

Monkey: we have to build anti "Big monkey" team.

Monkey: I only listen my name.

Monkey: why I want your name?

Monkey: why are you listening names?

Monkey: we are only responsible for our names.

Monkey: okay mam.

Monkey: no one is slow.

Monkey: monkeys work how they want to work.

Monkey: this what I am trying to say.

Okay. Every day.

Monkey: we have to make it reasonable.

I would like to say that.

Big monkey: therapy is working.

Monkeys.

Monkey: they looked and looked and could not see.

Monkey: less and less of that noise.

From the zoo.

Monkey: we blended with the door.

Monkey: where did you buy this fur?!

(laughing).

Big monkey: excellent ideas.

We are the first people!

Cheers!

Monkeys: cheers!

Monkeys.

Big monkey: working?

Monkey worker: it depends which way we go.

Monkey parent: every day is his Birthday now.

Monkey philosopher: good thing he has variety of days, not only Fridays.

Big monkey: how long he has been like this?

Monkey parent: regularly.

Monkey philosopher: this what happens when you leave school earlier.

Big monkey: totally agree.

Sign him for daily massage.

Monkey worker, you can complain, but it’s going to be cold now!

Monkey philosopher: balance, balance.

 

 

 

 

Monkeys.

 Monkey teacher: let’s solve this puzzle.

“Are you working on the weekend?”

Monkey student: ha, ha, ha.

Monkey teacher: yes!

Students, this is the correct answer.

“A plus” and banana.

Anyone who wrote “keep working”, fix by tomorrow.

Now, open your colourful books and write “ If you wake up in the morning and think about going to work, you are not a monkey”.

Monkeys.

Big monkey: when was he traumatized?

Monkey father: oh boy.

As usual.

Monkey mother: at the social event, peoples birthday party.

Big monkey: and you didn’t go home!

It would be the first thing I do.

Monkey mother: we had some reason.

Big monkey: what’s the reason?

Monkey father: circus package deal.

Big monkey: excuses, excuses, excuses.

Not today!

We don’t know what people do, where they go, what’s going on.

I worked with people for three days and look at my head.

Monkey mother: grey.

Little monkey: Big monkey, I have a question.

Big monkey: bye.

Little monkey: you are not going to answer?

Big monkey: questions are good.

You are going to work!

He is all stretching.

Olympic hat going.

He is ready to work!

Show the wheel and what to do with it.

No bananas at all.

Hey, hey, hey, this is USA.

All we have to be is smooooth.