Martian story

Martian: what did she say?

Martian: so she stood in front of the door and said

“You are not going anywhere.”

And what did you do?

Martian: changed my clothes and went to bed.

Martian: just think about it.

Martian believe in people they have never seen,

And don't believe in themselves they see every day.

Martian: look, he is stealing cookies.

And he wants more than one.

Martian: the screwed one.

Tells everyone “let's go”.

We went already!

Martian: just weirdo.

Martian: why aliens have to be like this?

Martian: aliens?

Martian: Martians.

The same meaning, only different word.

Martian: I went to my barber.

Martian: barber?

Aren't you going to a hair stylist?

Martian: what is the difference?

Everyone looks the same.

Martian King: back to reality.

I am here!

Martian: here is the king with seven opinions.

We will enjoy each of them.

In order.