Martian story

Martian: I have never seen bananas like this.

Martian: stay happy one day.

Martian: they are scandalous.

Martian: we messed up ourselves.

Martian: Martians like wild animals.

Martian: we have to go on Venus to find good job and good woman.

Martian: there are women here too.

Martian: look at me!