"Fake news". Day one.
Donald : once again I was falsely accused by Fake News Channel for playing opera in the Parliament.
It was fake, because we didn't sing and dance,
We only took a picture which looks like I am conducting the orchestra.
And I decided to lead the Fake News Corporation individually.
..Send every one to Cuba by the way.
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (smiling to the camera): Everything is perfect!
Day two.
Donald : where is the Priest?
I can't announce news without the Church.
Unlike some people who are foreign citizens now, I don't need the money,
I want to survive. .
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (with serious face) : survive economical growth!
I wish everyone the best, just in case.
To the survivor. .
