Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings..
Donald: let's read the cards.
Wizard (looking at the cards): ladies are really beautiful.
Donald: that's about enough,
Ladies already getting too much attention,
Many of illegal immigrants are pretty much pregnant.
Look under.
Wizard: I see blue and red.
Donald: which one is going to make us great?
I would do whatever, but 2000 years of civilisation..
As civilized person I have to announce my plans before, in advance.
Wizard (looking at the cards): ladies are really beautiful.
Donald: that's about enough,
Ladies already getting too much attention,
Many of illegal immigrants are pretty much pregnant.
Look under.
Wizard: I see blue and red.
Donald: which one is going to make us great?
I would do whatever, but 2000 years of civilisation..
As civilized person I have to announce my plans before, in advance.
New Kings..
Man: our President!
First woman: I heard he is 105 years old.
Man: making America great again.
Second woman: he said that he
won't leave until it's so.
First woman: when was that?
Second woman: when I was a little girl, fifty years ago.
Man: let's check the garbage ladies,
Only entertainment in our perfect world.
First woman: I heard he is 105 years old.
Man: making America great again.
Second woman: he said that he
won't leave until it's so.
First woman: when was that?
Second woman: when I was a little girl, fifty years ago.
Man: let's check the garbage ladies,
Only entertainment in our perfect world.
New Kings..
Donald: someone from my critics, or I should say friends, turned off volume and it looked like I was swearing for 35 minutes on national TV.
Hilary: why do you worry?
It's only one more year.
Donald (whispering): sweetheart, I tell you a secret,
After destroying dollars, we will destroy calendars.
Hilary: really..
Donald (loud): which is completely fake, because I was only talking about how we are making America great again.
Hilary: why do you worry?
It's only one more year.
Donald (whispering): sweetheart, I tell you a secret,
After destroying dollars, we will destroy calendars.
Hilary: really..
Donald (loud): which is completely fake, because I was only talking about how we are making America great again.
New Kings..
Donald: as my State Wizard kindly suggested,
I decided to step out from using social media.
Harvey: is this new trend?
Hilary (to Donald): do you eat sugar?
Harvey: all men do, mostly in the morning.
They have to, "old school".
Wizard: let's start dreaming...
Donald: where is the good witch?
Where are predictions and concerns!
Witch: soon we all be laughing..
(looking up in the sky) it seems to be impossible to spot this lucky star.
Wizard (to Witch): how much did you pay to be here?
Witch: please..
Harvey: pictures are not matching originals!
Witch (looking closely at the pictures) they are all women, but you never know now days.
Donald: this is dream!
The ancient days.
Hilary: same old stuff.
Wizard: time to broadcast!
More enthusiasm people.
Witch: I want some hot stuff baby this evening,
I want some hot stuff baby tonight.
I won't lie first time in my life, I am here for the money.
Wizard: put it in your mind a lot of people,
This is all thinking..
I decided to step out from using social media.
Harvey: is this new trend?
Hilary (to Donald): do you eat sugar?
Harvey: all men do, mostly in the morning.
They have to, "old school".
Wizard: let's start dreaming...
Donald: where is the good witch?
Where are predictions and concerns!
Witch: soon we all be laughing..
(looking up in the sky) it seems to be impossible to spot this lucky star.
Wizard (to Witch): how much did you pay to be here?
Witch: please..
Harvey: pictures are not matching originals!
Witch (looking closely at the pictures) they are all women, but you never know now days.
Donald: this is dream!
The ancient days.
Hilary: same old stuff.
Wizard: time to broadcast!
More enthusiasm people.
Witch: I want some hot stuff baby this evening,
I want some hot stuff baby tonight.
I won't lie first time in my life, I am here for the money.
Wizard: put it in your mind a lot of people,
This is all thinking..
don't know story
"The
witches case ", part 2.
Judge : let me ask.
For this type of event why don't you use any magic book and save every one's time.
Grandma Witch : we are not allowed use any type of magic or spells,
Our word should be good enough.
We are natural healers, not magicians.
Narrator : they want someone else to do the job.
Judge : I am beg you a pardon?
Grandma Witch : let's just all calm down.
Narrator : I am sorry, Hell is my sensitive subject.
Grandma Witch : I think if we could use anything, we would do it long time ago.
Judge : what is the case? \
Judge : let me ask.
For this type of event why don't you use any magic book and save every one's time.
Grandma Witch : we are not allowed use any type of magic or spells,
Our word should be good enough.
We are natural healers, not magicians.
Narrator : they want someone else to do the job.
Judge : I am beg you a pardon?
Grandma Witch : let's just all calm down.
Narrator : I am sorry, Hell is my sensitive subject.
Grandma Witch : I think if we could use anything, we would do it long time ago.
Judge : what is the case? \
"The
witches case".
Judge : what's the point in this story?
Poetess : practice makes perfect.
Judge : I see few women and few men,
Are they the witches?
Poetess : yes.
The real witch : may I protest.
Witchcraft is beauty magic, it's passion, knowledge and strict skills.
I don't see any talent for unseen here,
Plus I am sorry those women are agly.
So they can't be called witches.
Judge : how should we call them?
Narrator : may I say briefly.
Few times I've been advised from the complaint side as well to send them to Hell, but this not going to happen.
Grandma witch : why not?
Narrator : I know how it will end up.
It will end up in Church.
Praying and asking for forgiveness.
Judge : what's the point in this story?
Poetess : practice makes perfect.
Judge : I see few women and few men,
Are they the witches?
Poetess : yes.
The real witch : may I protest.
Witchcraft is beauty magic, it's passion, knowledge and strict skills.
I don't see any talent for unseen here,
Plus I am sorry those women are agly.
So they can't be called witches.
Judge : how should we call them?
Narrator : may I say briefly.
Few times I've been advised from the complaint side as well to send them to Hell, but this not going to happen.
Grandma witch : why not?
Narrator : I know how it will end up.
It will end up in Church.
Praying and asking for forgiveness.
don't know story.
Poetess: I made a huge mistake.
Narrow: not again.
Poetess: healer cannot heal for free, without taking money,
Otherwise Satan starts to pay.
Narrow: what do you mean starts?
By check or how?
Grandma w.: I quite doubtful about that,
He doesn't pay at all.
Who would just give their own money away.
Poetess: that exactly what happened!
Grandma: lets not mind such dilicate structures and organizations with our personal issues and say "we are happy and thankful for everything".
Everyone: we are happy and thankful for everything!
Narrator: plus you are not healing anyone..
Once again we saved the day.
Narrow: not again.
Poetess: healer cannot heal for free, without taking money,
Otherwise Satan starts to pay.
Narrow: what do you mean starts?
By check or how?
Grandma w.: I quite doubtful about that,
He doesn't pay at all.
Who would just give their own money away.
Poetess: that exactly what happened!
Grandma: lets not mind such dilicate structures and organizations with our personal issues and say "we are happy and thankful for everything".
Everyone: we are happy and thankful for everything!
Narrator: plus you are not healing anyone..
Once again we saved the day.
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