Queen of Fools: please.
King
of Fools: those are black grapes!
Oh
my God, black grapes are so good.
Queen
of Fools: they are better then green grapes.
Black
grapes are my favorite since kindergarten.
King
of Fools: I would think so too.
I
love it.
When
is your birthday?
Queen
of Fools: on fathers day.
Every
year it's changes.
King
of Fools: it's a perfect gift!
Troll
(on the phone): I don't like to get no answer.
Secretary:
okay.
Troll:
okay what?
Secretary:
King of Fools is busy right now.
He
is in love ... like a dolphin.
Dolphins
and elephants can experience love too like people.
Isn't
it beautiful?
Troll:
it's cute.
Secretary:
when you are good at it, you are good at it!
He
left a message, he will call, when he is finished doing what he is
doing or when he will change his attitude.
Troll:
thanks.
King of Fools: we have free donuts today.
Troll: I can imagine.
King of Fools: I should've stay home last night.
I have enough spices at home.
My Angel keeps laughing all day because of that.
We were in motel until 10, in the sleeping bag.
It's not very comfortable.
Troll: it depends how you sleep.
King of Fools: if I remember, I have work to do.
Troll: look at the map.
King of Fools: as a professional, I get nothing,
As fool I get a lot.
How do you like it?
Troll: how
many dreams do you have?
King of Fools: only one.
"One
million is a dream of an idiot".
From our book.
Troll: are
you an idiot too?
King of Fools: sometimes we have to be harsh on
ourselves.
It's makes a huge difference.
King
of Fools: look at her!
Troll:
the pig?
King
of Fools: Bonita,
Our
hot, sexy mama.
She
can smile with her eyes.
Can
you smile with your eyes?
Troll:
no.
Before
we leave for out adventure,
I
need to talk to someone, who will listen and understand.
King
of Fools: walls have ears, the walls.
And
to get it right, she flies around and makes wishes.
You
might have different way for your wish to come true,
But
with Bonita is for sure.
Queen
of Fools: we can take some of our animals with us, in case if we have
a question.
King
of Fools: I take my cat!
Queen
of Fools: meow.
Theater stage, two
actresses dressed like witches pointing fingers at each other, and
the third is staring at crystal ball on the round table.
Third
witch: the King is coming..
The King is coming..
King of Fools:
I am coming girl,
I am coming!
(the audience claps
hands).
Second witch: its all your fault!
First witch: why
don't you find man from your city.
A Fool!
Third witch: did you
go to the library ladies?
We have to read books!
First witch:
you have to want everything or nothing!
That's when you have to it
all.
Second witch: really!
First witch: then temporally poor
people will want it for you!
Second witch: why temporary?
First
witch: ha, ha, ha, guess?
Second witch: some poor people are
nice.
First witch: I haven't seen one.
She cut her hair shorter
then she should!
Second witch: you are wearing a wig!
First
witch: this is my own hair!
King of Fools (in the audience): at
this job you have to be fit.
Lots of sex and does it.
Witches:
sure.
Queen of Fools: you are too cheap to hire real actors.
King
of Fools: we want to play ourselves.
Third witch: we shall wait
for the King.
King of Fools (to Queen of Fools): for me!
First
witch: date men from your city.
Second witch: I don't want to date
men from my city!
Third witch: I see winning lottery numbers, 3,
5, 6.
(everyone writes the numbers).
King of Fools (loud): no
superpowers over here,
Only bad sometimes and love to
eat.
Witches: the King!
(All singing together)
Chorus: One
million, is a dream of an idiot,
One million is a dream of an
idiot..
King of Fools: is "the dream" of every
fool.
Chorus: no less, no more,
We are not of being
greedy,
Unless, its required by law, law, law..
King of Fools:
love, love, love..
Chorus: what about food and women,
What
about work commitment,
What about sparkles in the eyes?!
King
of Fools: this is dream!
And this is wishes,
No time to be
suspicious,
No time to waste the time..
Boss (behind the scenes): don't mess up this time.
King of Fools: we don't get enough pay for our job!
Boss: sounds professional.
King of Fools: interesting too!
(On the theater stage)
First witch: this is all your fault!
Second witch: I know.
First witch: you can't even recognise the real!
Second witch: on the boring job?
That looks good!
First witch: try to say "yes" sometimes!
Third witch: the King is coming..
The King is coming ..
King of Fools: I am coming girl!
I am coming!
Third witch: and he likes spicy food..
King of Fools: I surely do!
Third witch: he likes it spicy.
Witches: do you see anything else?!
Boss: who are those?
Witch: artists.
King of
Fools: from the burned theater.
We tried to get insurance, but it
didn't work out.
Now we are undercover.
Boss: it's a good move
and what is that you want?
King of Fools: American dream.
Boss:
what is that?
King of Fools: gold.
Boss: it's 2015!
Where?
Stores?
King of Fools: we had a map.
Boss: whatever you
want.
King of Fools: we don't work on weekends, sometimes we show
up any way, if there is business.
We will change when we will be
seventy years old.
From 16 to 70, liberal.
Boss: something
wrong with you two.
Queen of Fools: we are little bit spoiled,
half immigrants, half citizens.
King of Fools: people like us.
