New Kings..

Hilary: good morning.
People: shh..
Hilary: good morning.
Donald: would you mind say good morning somewhere else.
It's alwsys good here and we are winning, bet on the blue one seniora.
Seniora: seniorita!
Donald: I beg you a pardon!
Life have been absolutely great in America that people were granted to all their wishes to come true on the same day.
It's Heaven on Earth here now.
No passports, no money.
Seniorita: it's a dream!
Hilary: wow!
Look at this!
Donald: the beasts probably.
Someone wished for the judgement day.

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Donald: the result of our amazing relationship with the South is this amazing wall.

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Donald: let's live like ancient Gods.
With bread and water in front on the beautiful wall.
If you ask me what I am doing
At work from ten to four,
I will tell you,
I am painting pictures of you.
Flowers in the mud and dirt,
Dreams and sweat.
God picked up these flowers and gave evergreen garden, but still, the flowers love endless roads with dirt and mud.
At time, when nothing was promised, nothing was given,
They took their robes off, showed faces
And stood on one knee: protect our children.
Men and beautiful women strong like wall..

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Alien: everything you do, you practice.
Donald: a lot of work.
Alien: you do a lot of practice.
Alien: why those women are shirtless?
Donald: it's a style.
Alien: will we get compensation for being stuck on Earth?
Hilary: how long is this trip?
Donald: they just started,
Let's go, brothers!
Alien (on the radio): are you sure you are on Earth?
We want Betelgeuse, not hot air balloon!

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Donald: someone call ambulance!
Hilary: what happened?
Donald: the aliens!
Hilary: I don't think the ambulance will help.
Donald: we have to revive them somehow.
Hilary: what happened?
Donald: the success numbers didn't much up.
People are not exactly as happy as we wrote.
Hilary: lying green on the floor doesn't even make sense.
Donald: what are weird creatures of the universe.
Hilary: we have to do something!
Donald: we will say, the aliens started to love life on Earth so much that they decided live as human.
I take few pictures until its too late.
Hilary: one hundred years instead of one thousand years?
Donald: oh God..
Hilary: may be alien agenda was to save us?
Donald: how?
He fainted after looking at the first set of numbers.
We prepared like ten.


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Donald (twitting): we need help!
Alien: let's drop a piece of asteroid we fount two days ago.
I heard humans unite during national disasters.
Someone will help.
Alien: I heard Earth stink.
Alien: that book was dumb.
Alien: you won't find your true love over there.
Alien: we have to do something!

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Donald: someone tell me where I am?!
Hilary: world war 10, but we escaped it.
People (singing on the street): nothing feels like home!
Hilary: police arrests people before they commit any crime.
See how many people on the street?
All wanted to rob a bank.
Woman (whispering): I heard communists got stuck here,
This what you get..
Man: no one knows who got the explosives.
Woman: they are looking who organized it, to do it again.
Man: I bet he took less than 2 minutes to leave.
Woman: at summer at day light you need a gun.
Man: stay home, buy food on line, door from door delivery.
Woman: I buy everything online.
(One year ago):
Man: let's test, they know what to do.
New King number one: I am at the end of my patience!
Where is "jail" sign?
I put above my office door.
New Queen number one (looking at new manicure): just go to gas station.
New King number one: why not fire station to reconect.
New King number two: you can't become master over there.
New Queen number one: let's go to the jewelry station or bank station if it's open.
New King number one: I will be possessed.
New King number two (turning of TV): all day news!
All night nightmares!
How do I like this life style?
New Queen number one: I read beautiful books.
New King number one: time to shake up this world long time ago!
Princess: hurry up, we want to laugh instantly.
Princess number two: nature is the key, you don't have to drive around.
Princess: I heard forest is good place to live.
Princess number two: what if New King number one won't find you to congratulate how good we live?
He probably thinks the forest is hunted so we will stay near TV.

New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: they took picture of a sheep with the fist, and said it was you.
Princess number two: it was me.
My left hand was showing horns sign,
I had to hold it in first.
Princess: a sheep with fist?
Princess number two: is it a problem?
Princess: not at all.
I thought you were an alien.
Princess number two: no, the boyfriend.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess number two: fixing his spaceship.
Have to pick up madre, will be back on Saturday with some help.
New King number one: we work together and we pray together for our misfortunes.
Second we do more often.
Princess: I think I saw a ghost.
New King number one: it happens.
Prayers can get you long way.

The rye is not compressed.
Fighters walk on it. 
We walk on it too and we are girls looking like men. 
No, it’s not the houses that burning,
That our youth is on fire ... 
We are walking through the war,
Girls that look like men.


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Hilary: zero and zero.
Donald: two zeroes.
Imagine print tons of money and its all "zero".
Zero dollar bill.
Hilary: and it's only beginning of the month!
Donald: one thousand dollars.. no, one million, with zero and all you need is "one" at the front.
Hilary: like lottery?
Donald: bingo!