Fools gold

Mama Mia (on the phone): I like your pants, so silky looking.

Fool: one percent is complete.

Mama Mia: thank you.

King of Fools (on the phone): it’s a good day to have a good day.

Fool: someone answer the phone, jeez.

(on the phone) yes, macaroni and cheese.

Troll: I want to see the numbers.

Fool: we work one number a day.

Troll: was it working yesterday?

King of Fools: its all yours.

See you on Monday.

No germs near “super flash”.

Troll: what are you going to do?

King of Fools: a complete opposite.