Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Pharaoh: this business plan looks different!
Wizard 1: now we are stuck.
Wizard 2: Pharaoh, in the morning.
Pharaoh: yesterday what?
Wizard 2: you had fun day yesterday?
Wizard 3: morning.
Wizard 1: may be he worries about fun from yesterday?
Wizard 2: we are going to worry about fun from this morning,
from 9 o'clock.
Its better and cheaper.
Wizard 1: Pharaoh, whatever happens in America,
High Priest needs reasons.
For liberation of the trade union.
And he wants us to be fast.
High Priest: the wizard must have been drinking?
Priest: he says
“drink" is a bad word.
High
Priest: for some people every word is a bad word.
Priest: what
worries us, they go to the liquor store on Friday after work.
We know how
it works.
High
Priest: me too.
We probably
can get second Pharaoh.
Where is the
wizard?
Wizard: Pharaoh
stole my window!
High
Priest: we will write it off as a hate crime.
Wizard: some
country!
High
Priest: you said the dream will take only 30 minutes!
Wizard: I went
to see chipmunks.
They don't run
away like squirrels.
The things are
still sitting there.
High
Priest: and did you see it!?
Wizard: we only
have wild animals around the hood!
High
Priest: may be the animals belong to someone?
Wizard: we used
a show.
They run away
instead of looking.
Pharaoh: my
shoes are shining!
Wizard: oh dear.
High
Priest: Pharaoh, can you remember us?
We brought few
pictures.
High Priest: I wonder what’s going on?
Pharaoh doesn't
deliver any messages.
He wants us
to deliver!
Priest: Pharaoh
got hair cut.
He thinks he
lives in America.
We told him,
here is the same thing.
Priest (reading):
the new complain was about, why no one complains
when he takes too long at lunch…
… something
about team work…
And BBC is good.
Servants: we
were relaxing and Pharaoh said: “when you don't have work, you find work".
Priest: we can’t
shop bulk any more.
Priest (reading):
“no one listens", that’s the big one.
High
Priest: we almost forgot how to do it.
Servant master:
Pharaoh wants people to work according the law.
High
Priest: we shouldn't borrow that movie.
Priest (whispering):
may be this is the same movie… the revolution..
Priests: OMG.
Servant: we
can watch “Take your time, there’s no work" movie again.
We will make
it in fifteen minutes.
High
Priest: make five hundred series.
Once Pharaoh
starts watching it, he will be all right before next festival.
Tell Pharaoh,
this how he sees things.
Its not exactly
how in movies.
We have professionals
to make him breakfast and tighten his shoes.
Priest: the
dancers are so nice to him.
Servant master:
not surprised.
They are dancing
from 9 to 2 now.
High
Priest: it was so much easier before.
Now we are busy
every day.
Servant: there
are the receipts.
High
Priest: that much stuff!
Priest: the
accountants are still sleeping.
High
Priest: may be we should say something.
King of
Fools: why that many?
We ordered
20 and got 150.
Fool: may be
they thought all numbers are the same thing.
Fool: I bring
the load and you use it.
Troll (driving):
now they messed up the road.
Troll: may be
something is going on?
Troll: no, nothing
is going on.
Troll: I voted
for King of Fools.
Troll: they are weird.
Troll: you will
find out.
King of
Fools: it doesn't fit, see, in here.
Troll: happy
Monday!
King of
Fools: happy Monday!?
Everyone is
on break!
Troll: can you
leave so many washrooms on the street?
King of
Fools: we are on the border line.
Priestess: read the sign “its Friday “.
Its Friday,
no work tomorrow.
Pharaoh: its
Friday.
Priestess: its
Friday.
And no more
shorts, they throw us off the course.
We can’t see
anything else at all.
Pharaoh: I remember
now!
Priestess: we
will read another roll, and roll and roll.
Pharaoh: and
roll and roll.
King: are you
sure if it’s the right way the treasures?
Servant 1: if
its accurate.
King: what
a way to live.
Queen: this
is crazy, I can’t even add anything to it.
Servant 2: at
least something different.
King: you can call her grandma,
Time goes so slow with her.
Pharaoh: busy social life?
King: yes!
Every thing she sees is cool.
I have a list here, A, B and C.
Pharaoh: where is A?
King: its number 1.
At home, you have to scan the item.
Its chocolate.
We all know, what we are going to do with it.
Think, instead of pillow you will hug big chocolate.
Pharaoh: you are only talking.
King: this is how I get through the day.
Mama Mia: mister Troll!
This is you!
I thought the folder was moving by itself.
Troll: this is me.
Mama Mia: I am pushing the folder and something is pulling it back!
I am pushing it and something pulling it back again!
Troll: where is mister Fool?
Mama Mia: he is a grown man, why would I know where is he.
May be in the wash room.
Troll: for an hour.
King of Fools: mister Troll, do you want someone to watch you?
I finished my book, how to bake cookies.
Mama Mia: bravo!
Troll: "June"?
That's the name?
King of Fools: its "Joune", no cheese.
She was wearing long t-shirt!
And dancing!
All you hear, is music.
Music for everyone to love.
Troll: not in the dreams?
King of Fools: this why I look that much young.
Like 15 years old.
The thing with her,
I only talk to myself and my book.
King: I am still working, why are you pushing me.
Can't you see a box here.
Servant: someone left water, should I pick it up?
King: Pharaoh is cheap too.
Pharaoh: its whiskey Tuesday!
King: your whiskey Pharaoh.
Pharaoh: amazed and stressed out.
King: beautiful conditions.
Pharaoh: when something is not cold, you call it hot.
King: the witches said, if you don't like something, we can bring it back.
Pharaoh: really?
King: how could you let all the servants go?
Servant: they speak my language.
King: so what?!
Servant: people immigrate for a reason.
King: they don't have to!
Servant: ladies are in the lunch room.
The best place to be right now.
King: it's one place I am avoiding.
Pharaoh: we did everything normal people would do.
We blamed each
other.
King: we like
a tail.
You don't need
it, but it’s good to have.
Pharaoh: what
is this wild singing?
King: the servants,
good that we took them all.
Pharaoh: which
one!?
Servant: looks like its going to be rain.
King: the songs are very popular.
Servant: my clothes goes here.
He was so upset.
Who is going to help me on the kitchen!
King: this office was called “stuffed duck” for a reason!
Where is the queen?
Servant: sleeping.
King: does it?
Did she seriously asked Pharaoh directly about his treasures?
Servant: not surprised.
King: we need bed in the office, so we can sleep right here.
They get rid of bed and put chairs.
How dumb can it be.
Queen: no.
King: this is ridiculous.
Can you understand the need of our country for the ancient gold.
Queen: Pharaohs hide everything.
King: it was long time ago!
You have to find his sensitive spots.
Where's is Pharaoh?
Servant: he is just sitting here.
King: do some extensions, may be he can grab it.
Queen: this is the strategy?
King: I think SpaceTax will reach the moon before NASA.
Pharaoh: they
did already.
What are you
talking about?
King: I mean
Mars.
Pharaoh: tell
me, how do you chill?
King: we have
fun with obvious things and play music.
Pharaoh: more.
King: she found
something in the garden and I had chicken.
Pharaoh: or
dear.
King: not quite
fun.
I remember I
had vacation by myself and my friends waited
for me.
Now I go to
stores.
Pharaoh: every
time?
King: she was
eating chicken all over the place and she said: chicken, chicken, chicken!
I am her chicken
baby.
Pharaoh: oh,
okay.
King: do you
want me to tell you more about it?
I have 2000
examples.