1.
King: tell
them not show up until another Monday.
Its
holiday.
Professor: they
are aliens.
I don't
think they care.
King: not
our job.
Tell them
its holiday week.
Professor:
we are sure, the aliens will see the line.
We have new
report, they are all stupid over there.
King: they
have no idea about any better.
And we will
say something about it.
2.
Alien King:
how do you get here?
Alien
professor: we have to show every one.
Alien King:
met me at the sign.
Alien
professor: people are sensitive.
Alien King:
why are they so sensitive!?
Alien: when
we shacked the sign, the dust was coming out.
15
kilometers an hour.
Alien King:
we change our sings every day.
What’s
going on!
3.
King:
aliens have to wonder!
Professor: they
think they are green stars and we turn them into green slaves.
King: what
kind of mind are those!
Professor:
working mind.
Every
Monday, everyone in my house,
Except the
dog who only spends.
“Oh man, is
Monday, go to work".
4.
King: what are you looking for?
Alien: better future.
Professor: let tell you, you are at the wrong spot.
King: you should've come earlier.
Professor: we are like robots here.
King: what is the correct way to say we are like robots?
Professor: say what you want.
King: don't tell me to say what I want.
I am asking, what is the correct way?
Professor: say, we are working like robots.
King: whiskey!
Professor: alien,
Are you from Mars?
King: whiskey!
Alien: is it normal?
Professor: 100 percent.
5.
King: they text me every day.
Professor:
who?
King: the aliens.
Aren’t you
little bit tired from watching the same movie for 10 weeks?
Professor:
Saturday is movie day.
Alien: are
you looking for business?
Professor:
we are here to give you some business.
Make sure
this bin goes into this bin and two bins go in the box.
Alien: you
are the best professor in the world.
King:
professor, this is a miracle.
Professor: not
exactly.
We knew we
would get help from somewhere.
Alien:
protein is not milk.
They
thought as all wrong.
Vegetables,
yes.
King:
alien, come here.
Tell your
wife you have job and can't leave home earlier.
Keep all
dates for Saturday.
Alien:
professor called me “papa".
King: call him
papa too.
He will be
surprised.
Professor:
King, tell the alien to speak English.
When he is
sending signals,
We don't
know what he is talking about.
Personal or
not personal?
Tell him
not to stop sending signals.
