Grandms and Granps.

Knight: who is barking here?

Granps: braking is my stress relief.

Every one saying I am barking like a real dog.

“Oh, you have a dog?”

It’s me!

Grandms: he is weird all over.

Knight: don't bark until 5 o'clock.

Grandms: managing position?

You tell him one thing, and he has something else to tell you.

Granps: Grandms.

Knight: it explains a lot.

No owls at work, no dogs, no cats.

Anything from the government?

Grandms: in the today's newspaper.

Listen in one ear, and don't listen in another, the news will stay in the middle.

Granps: stupendous.

 

 

 

Grandms and Granps.

Granps: who is printing this!

Grandms: the government.

They are using our printer!

Knight: I got your puzzle.

I am not putting your printer in my bedroom.

Granps: we can program love songs to it.

Grandms: printers give skills.

Granps: sometimes the government uses different color ink when people are tired.

Granps: you can be our seasonal salesman.

People are asking already.

Knight: drinks?

Granps: ice cream.

Grandms: it’s the heat.

Knight: I love heat.

Grandms: spectator.