King of Fools.

Troll: how was your long weekend?

King of Fools: I was a panda 

And she was cheering me up.

Banana!

Troll: this what you are eating?

King of Fools: after night every night.

You are a fool!

Yes!

Troll: I know what it is.

King of Fools: Mama Mia, he knows what it is.

Troll: where I work, we have machines. 

This why.

King of Fools: every weekend she starts: “ I am sexy woman!” and turns on the heat!

No way I am writing books like this.

Then she talks about sexy makeover. 

Troll: may be wait when she gets older.

Troll: I tell her when she is reading this book and yawns.

Do you know how mad she looks.

Troll: you are lucky forever. 

King of Fools: with a crazy salad?

With the salad!

Troll: you are weird. 

King of Fools: oh, yes.