Troll: how was your long weekend?
King of Fools: I was a panda
And she was cheering me up.
Banana!
Troll: this what you are eating?
King of Fools: after night every night.
You are a fool!
Yes!
Troll: I know what it is.
King of Fools: Mama Mia, he knows what it is.
Troll: where I work, we have machines.
This why.
King of Fools: every weekend she starts: “ I am sexy woman!” and turns on the heat!
No way I am writing books like this.
Then she talks about sexy makeover.
Troll: may be wait when she gets older.
Troll: I tell her when she is reading this book and yawns.
Do you know how mad she looks.
Troll: you are lucky forever.
King of Fools: with a crazy salad?
With the salad!
Troll: you are weird.
King of Fools: oh, yes.