Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
don't know story
Inner voice : I am going to fight gravity.
Poetess : how and why and when?!
Inner voice : don't worry, only from the couch.
Poetess: are you going to make dinner?
Inner voice: fighting gravity is not making dinner.
It's going to gym for example.
If I will be more creative today I stop at health store.
What else I am interested in my age.. handsome and charming...
Dinner.. you make it, gym and health store..
Poetess: night club?
Inner voice: no..
Poetess: movies?
Inner voice: we watch on DVD.
Poetess: going for a walk?
Inner voice: it's kind of dark outside...
Poetess : how and why and when?!
Inner voice : don't worry, only from the couch.
Poetess: are you going to make dinner?
Inner voice: fighting gravity is not making dinner.
It's going to gym for example.
If I will be more creative today I stop at health store.
What else I am interested in my age.. handsome and charming...
Dinner.. you make it, gym and health store..
Poetess: night club?
Inner voice: no..
Poetess: movies?
Inner voice: we watch on DVD.
Poetess: going for a walk?
Inner voice: it's kind of dark outside...
Where is the bitch?
Pardon me, use my real name please.
Hoe?
How to spell it anyway,
Because I am not,
Once upon a time it was my high school dream.
Mama, I have a child,
Call me mama.
Fat and free.
Aren't we supposed to freak out.
Dialog of two.
Got to do.
Are you going to kiss my ass
Put your emotions
And don't sit here shut up.
Got to do it, kiss your ass.
No, we are not nusty here,
Have no idea how to write majority of bad words.
It is a beautiful song,
Got to do.
Pardon me, use my real name please.
Hoe?
How to spell it anyway,
Because I am not,
Once upon a time it was my high school dream.
Mama, I have a child,
Call me mama.
Fat and free.
Aren't we supposed to freak out.
Dialog of two.
Got to do.
Are you going to kiss my ass
Put your emotions
And don't sit here shut up.
Got to do it, kiss your ass.
No, we are not nusty here,
Have no idea how to write majority of bad words.
It is a beautiful song,
Got to do.
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Inner voice : well my dear I am living my dream (pokes a balloon).
Today I am going for "Golden shut up already" award.
I am very proud of myself,
Because ...
Poetess : what?
Inner voice : what?
Not very literate.
Learn how to write between the lines.
Because. ..next will be nomination for
"Golden foot print on the .."
What we sit on when we write between the lines
(whispering)...grass..gra..ass..
Poetess: wow. .
Inner voice : I know.
And then..
Poetess : what?
Inner voice (gives a look): then will be "Golden nugget" award.
Poetess : it is already!
Inner voice : exactly,
It's a stolen one,
For writers who steal material from another writers!
And you can choose planet you want to be nominated from.
Poetess :
Today I am going for "Golden shut up already" award.
I am very proud of myself,
Because ...
Poetess : what?
Inner voice : what?
Not very literate.
Learn how to write between the lines.
Because. ..next will be nomination for
"Golden foot print on the .."
What we sit on when we write between the lines
(whispering)...grass..gra..ass..
Poetess: wow. .
Inner voice : I know.
And then..
Poetess : what?
Inner voice (gives a look): then will be "Golden nugget" award.
Poetess : it is already!
Inner voice : exactly,
It's a stolen one,
For writers who steal material from another writers!
And you can choose planet you want to be nominated from.
Poetess :
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Poetess: jump around.
Inner voice: dumb around,
I am singing at work.
Hhmmmlllaaamm..
Poetess: Hhmmmlllaaamm..
Inner voice: see, you know this song too.
Inner voice (keeps singing): because I don't care if it takes forever,
Next time my boss can call Superman.
Poetess: just say okay and do what you want.
Inner voice: what animal would Wolverine be?
Poetess: do you think he is real?
Inner voice: who?
Do you know dumb blond jokes originally were about men.
Then the women got jealous and changed it.
Poetess: you don't have one.
Inner voice: I have many.
One time I was in the bed room counting my money.
That time I had a lot of money for my security job,
I was working at night, saving for few years...
My mother in law opened.. slammed the door, early in the morning.
She never knocked, it was her house anyway.
First as usual, why I am not at work,
Then right away she looked at the money and asked who it is for.
I said the money was for her..
Poetess: I colored my hair in brown...
Inner voice: dumb around,
I am singing at work.
Hhmmmlllaaamm..
Poetess: Hhmmmlllaaamm..
Inner voice: see, you know this song too.
Inner voice (keeps singing): because I don't care if it takes forever,
Next time my boss can call Superman.
Poetess: just say okay and do what you want.
Inner voice: what animal would Wolverine be?
Poetess: do you think he is real?
Inner voice: who?
Do you know dumb blond jokes originally were about men.
Then the women got jealous and changed it.
Poetess: you don't have one.
Inner voice: I have many.
One time I was in the bed room counting my money.
That time I had a lot of money for my security job,
I was working at night, saving for few years...
My mother in law opened.. slammed the door, early in the morning.
She never knocked, it was her house anyway.
First as usual, why I am not at work,
Then right away she looked at the money and asked who it is for.
I said the money was for her..
Poetess: I colored my hair in brown...
don't know story
Poetess: I can imagine that,
Check this out.
Inner voice: not gangsters I hope.
Poetess: they are nice.
Inner voice: not when you are asking police for advice.
Poetess: about?
Inner voice: how to save the most valuable possession I am sitting on.
And all this trouble after I already showed the gang my passport.
Poetess: may be they wanted to know your real name?
Inner voice : my lady name is well unknown.
Or may be I have to convince in that too?
Poetess : what about your partners.
Inner voice : partners in crime.
Poetess : I like American dollars..
Inner voice : I never forget my mother,
Was my first tattoo.
Poetess : kiss me,
Because I am Canadian.
Inner voice : right now kiss my ass.
Poetess : you know, now you can transplant hair from your ass on your head,
I heard on the radio. .
Check this out.
Inner voice: not gangsters I hope.
Poetess: they are nice.
Inner voice: not when you are asking police for advice.
Poetess: about?
Inner voice: how to save the most valuable possession I am sitting on.
And all this trouble after I already showed the gang my passport.
Poetess: may be they wanted to know your real name?
Inner voice : my lady name is well unknown.
Or may be I have to convince in that too?
Poetess : what about your partners.
Inner voice : partners in crime.
Poetess : I like American dollars..
Inner voice : I never forget my mother,
Was my first tattoo.
Poetess : kiss me,
Because I am Canadian.
Inner voice : right now kiss my ass.
Poetess : you know, now you can transplant hair from your ass on your head,
I heard on the radio. .
don't know story
Grandma Witch (singing and making baby formula): I want to love and it's quite possible,
Women like me are very responsible..
(to her first great grand child smiling in the high chair): all I want is great grand baby number two..
(to Grandpa Witch): hurry up!
Grandpa Witch (opens a story book): ... producer and make up artist were trying to push the Beast in to the room.
The Beast was holding on each corner of the door,
Swearing about the day when he agreed to play the leading role.
She is not my type!
Producer (showing the movie script): will be today.
Make up artist: she has nice personality.
The Beast: Forget about personality.
I like women with booty!
Ze Bella: discussting..
Make up artist: don't worry, we will put pillows in her dress.
Ze Bella: I am waiting!
Grandpa Witch: he should've listen to his mother.
The Best: I know man...
Women like me are very responsible..
(to her first great grand child smiling in the high chair): all I want is great grand baby number two..
(to Grandpa Witch): hurry up!
Grandpa Witch (opens a story book): ... producer and make up artist were trying to push the Beast in to the room.
The Beast was holding on each corner of the door,
Swearing about the day when he agreed to play the leading role.
She is not my type!
Producer (showing the movie script): will be today.
Make up artist: she has nice personality.
The Beast: Forget about personality.
I like women with booty!
Ze Bella: discussting..
Make up artist: don't worry, we will put pillows in her dress.
Ze Bella: I am waiting!
Grandpa Witch: he should've listen to his mother.
The Best: I know man...
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