New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess number two: I saw picture of a man in magazine and they wrote it you.
Princess: it was me.
Princess: is it a problem?
Princess number two: not at all!
Princess: actually two men were in the picture.
Me and my boyfriend.
He was behind my back.
He is a midget.
Princess number two: I am wondering what New Kings are doing?
Princess: they are fighting.
Princess number two: who is going to win?
Princess: they have loaded guns,
Whoever will have a chance to step first.
Princess number two: I bet one ten dollars on King number one.
That's all I have.
Princess: I bet one hundred dollars on King number two.
(both making phone calls)
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
don't know story
Inner voice: ladies would you stop bothering my life at any convenient time.
I have things to do.
Grandma w.: should I write it?
Inner voice: that would be nice.
You said you have few pages ready,
Or you are lying again?
Grandma w.: I should check my cat.
Postess: I am on diet for second week.
Aunt: men love fat women, I am good example to it.
Just say, no thank you to food.
Poetess: I am not equal.
Aunt: to who?
Inner voice: I am note equal myself.
And I will tell honestly that day will never come.
Grandma w.: it will be the end of the world, I watched on TV.
Aunt: one time I was equal to a judge, we used to sleep together.
All day, where is this, where is that?
Stupid.
Inner voice: eat chocolate.
I have things to do.
Grandma w.: should I write it?
Inner voice: that would be nice.
You said you have few pages ready,
Or you are lying again?
Grandma w.: I should check my cat.
Postess: I am on diet for second week.
Aunt: men love fat women, I am good example to it.
Just say, no thank you to food.
Poetess: I am not equal.
Aunt: to who?
Inner voice: I am note equal myself.
And I will tell honestly that day will never come.
Grandma w.: it will be the end of the world, I watched on TV.
Aunt: one time I was equal to a judge, we used to sleep together.
All day, where is this, where is that?
Stupid.
Inner voice: eat chocolate.
The Best and Ze Bella
Troll: 50 bucks!
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
New Kings are break in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I am performing tomorrow with new rock on my finger.
It's literally "the rock".
Princess number two: I would watch only if its free on TV,
If I have time in my busy life.. new manicure.
I am watching baboon in the zoo tomorrow,
Will learn new moves.
And I have engagement ring, much compare to your rock.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?!
Princess number two: he is underground.
Princess: oh my Goodness!
Princess: singing in the basement, he is underground singer.
Locks himself in the underground and sings songs.
Princess: wow..
Author: I find myself enjoying young people only.
Wizard: I watch tv all day in hopes not miss anything.
It's in the gym.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I am performing tomorrow with new rock on my finger.
It's literally "the rock".
Princess number two: I would watch only if its free on TV,
If I have time in my busy life.. new manicure.
I am watching baboon in the zoo tomorrow,
Will learn new moves.
And I have engagement ring, much compare to your rock.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?!
Princess number two: he is underground.
Princess: oh my Goodness!
Princess: singing in the basement, he is underground singer.
Locks himself in the underground and sings songs.
Princess: wow..
Author: I find myself enjoying young people only.
Wizard: I watch tv all day in hopes not miss anything.
It's in the gym.
New Kings..
Donald: Good morning people.
We drilled the Martians.
Hilary: how can you drill the Martians?
Donald: on top of spending two hundred millions on sending rocket to Mars, we drilled the Martians out of their secret base.
They are all here on Earth because we made a hole in their red planet, they like it blue now.
We drilled the Martians.
Hilary: how can you drill the Martians?
Donald: on top of spending two hundred millions on sending rocket to Mars, we drilled the Martians out of their secret base.
They are all here on Earth because we made a hole in their red planet, they like it blue now.
New Kings..
Donald: if this is the end of the world where should I demand my respect?
Aliens: brother Donald have you seen the Beast?
Donald: he is probably in masters chambers.
Aliens: masters?
Donald: yes we managed..
Aliens: one thousand years ago was only one chamber!
Beast: let's do what we were exactly doing and be happy.
Aliens: it's not good.
We have to go back to normal!
Donald: now we are stuck between the beast and aliens.
Like between Thor and his hummer.
Aliens: brother Donald have you seen the Beast?
Donald: he is probably in masters chambers.
Aliens: masters?
Donald: yes we managed..
Aliens: one thousand years ago was only one chamber!
Beast: let's do what we were exactly doing and be happy.
Aliens: it's not good.
We have to go back to normal!
Donald: now we are stuck between the beast and aliens.
Like between Thor and his hummer.
New Kings...
Donald: chao seniora, chao.
No more money, look at my empty pockets!
No credit card either.
All spent on Americano bonitas and local Don Juan.
See how they are sweating in the gyms now.
Cheap food..tons, free water..yeah.
Free health care, free school lunches, free movies on Saturday, employment, education.
She is going to break the wall with her fist!
Look for amore amigo, my free advise before lunching to the US.
We have renovations here.
Do you know how much they eat?
We have to build washrooms everywhere. ..chao Bella.
Seniora: no...
Donald: yes...
No more money, look at my empty pockets!
No credit card either.
All spent on Americano bonitas and local Don Juan.
See how they are sweating in the gyms now.
Cheap food..tons, free water..yeah.
Free health care, free school lunches, free movies on Saturday, employment, education.
She is going to break the wall with her fist!
Look for amore amigo, my free advise before lunching to the US.
We have renovations here.
Do you know how much they eat?
We have to build washrooms everywhere. ..chao Bella.
Seniora: no...
Donald: yes...
Welcome to the dark side
Old house again.
I never felt comfortable around, only in the house.
Always warm living room, radio, clock, tv.
Julia looking at the huge mirror and smiling.
I think I am beautiful, - she says.
So you didn’t go to medical university?
They would pay for us..
I am looking at old magazines, like time goes back in years.
“It was 1939, we are from small village.
Dinner time, my mother cooking,
My father reading newspaper, all day working on the farm.
Always working, my mom is still young woman,
Looking ten years older.
That’s not your place, now my father is looking at me.
What you will see here.
Go to your aunt and finish school over there.
In the city you can get passport.
This how I went to live with my aunt.
I was able to work at day time and go night school.
Girl my age was in the shop line in front of me.
Very light skin, nicely styled hair, and clothes I’ve never seen in my life.
She was wearing black rich coat, small hat and white blouse with red flowers on the top.
Probably she noticed me staring and smiled.
Very beautiful! I smiled back.
Really! I made it all by myself.
My name is Julia.
Once in a while we would meet,
And one day Julia asked if I want to visit her house.
Her house was far from the city,
We had to walk for a while in the dark.
Aren’t you afraid to walk by yourself.
I never felt comfortable around, only in the house.
Always warm living room, radio, clock, tv.
Julia looking at the huge mirror and smiling.
I think I am beautiful, - she says.
So you didn’t go to medical university?
They would pay for us..
I am looking at old magazines, like time goes back in years.
“It was 1939, we are from small village.
Dinner time, my mother cooking,
My father reading newspaper, all day working on the farm.
Always working, my mom is still young woman,
Looking ten years older.
That’s not your place, now my father is looking at me.
What you will see here.
Go to your aunt and finish school over there.
In the city you can get passport.
This how I went to live with my aunt.
I was able to work at day time and go night school.
Girl my age was in the shop line in front of me.
Very light skin, nicely styled hair, and clothes I’ve never seen in my life.
She was wearing black rich coat, small hat and white blouse with red flowers on the top.
Probably she noticed me staring and smiled.
Very beautiful! I smiled back.
Really! I made it all by myself.
My name is Julia.
Once in a while we would meet,
And one day Julia asked if I want to visit her house.
Her house was far from the city,
We had to walk for a while in the dark.
Aren’t you afraid to walk by yourself.
New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I was choking looking at your new figure.
You should work for security,
Everyone will walk away.
Princess number two: I was choking when your boyfriend had saliva all over his face enjoying my physical updates.
Princess: he was probably looking at your blue butt.
Princess number two: those are kisses.
Princess: more looks like some kind of animal put his lips on after having a smoke.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: he is sleeping.. tired from kisses too!
Started kissing me on Tuesday, finished yesterday.
One week.
I am all in strawberry, vodka, beer and martini, his favourite flavours.
Princess number two: is he still sleeping?
Princess: blue too, I think kisses are contagious.
Princess number two: I wonder where are New Kings?
Probably we will find out from news,
I wonder if they are up to something?
Princess: knowing New Kings we shouldn't expect anything good.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I was choking looking at your new figure.
You should work for security,
Everyone will walk away.
Princess number two: I was choking when your boyfriend had saliva all over his face enjoying my physical updates.
Princess: he was probably looking at your blue butt.
Princess number two: those are kisses.
Princess: more looks like some kind of animal put his lips on after having a smoke.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: he is sleeping.. tired from kisses too!
Started kissing me on Tuesday, finished yesterday.
One week.
I am all in strawberry, vodka, beer and martini, his favourite flavours.
Princess number two: is he still sleeping?
Princess: blue too, I think kisses are contagious.
Princess number two: I wonder where are New Kings?
Probably we will find out from news,
I wonder if they are up to something?
Princess: knowing New Kings we shouldn't expect anything good.
The Best and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (on the phone): if I wear pants, I don't wear pink!
I love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll (shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh.. this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
I love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll (shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh.. this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
New Kings..
Donald: if it's the end of the world,
Where should I demand my respect?
Obviously not in America.
Let's not worry about it gentlemen (group of young people).
There are different types of men, but only one type of women.
Nothing will work, trust me, if you are not working.
See I put VIP sign on the grass.
If you find gold you can keep 80%, 10 goes to the government and 10 to landlord of this gorgeous property.
Where should I demand my respect?
Obviously not in America.
Let's not worry about it gentlemen (group of young people).
There are different types of men, but only one type of women.
Nothing will work, trust me, if you are not working.
See I put VIP sign on the grass.
If you find gold you can keep 80%, 10 goes to the government and 10 to landlord of this gorgeous property.
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