I heard this story long time ago, just thought about it today.
A man goes to Church for the first time, and has no idea what to do.
One woman tells him that he shouldn't stay where he is standing. Another woman tells him to buy a candle. A man tells him, he doesn't cross himself right. A priest refuses to give blessing, because the man doesn't know how to kiss the priest's hand. Everyone telling him to go and but a special book first, and then go to Church.
The man is all upset leaving the Church.
Then he hears God's voice from the sky: "I know, they did not let you go to the Church. Do not worry, they do not let me in ether for long time now".
