a story

I have a friend who used to complain about everything,
Nothing would make him happy.
And for some reason, or some one advised,
That jumping with parachute will solve this misery.
I didn't. (the wind)
I mean, it did for a while, when he couldn't talk.
Then he had at least only one complain for 5 months,
I think,
About going to the bathroom.
He had to stay in the bed near the door...