lovely day at work

Still everything is going smoothly.
Here at work, all women are sitting on some kind of diet
And my grandmother tells me to eat more.
One woman, new, laughs like witch from Wizard of Oz,
So every few minutes I am thinking about witches.
Oh, my God.
My sister is texting me every five minutes:
What are you doing and we are not allowed to use cello phones at work.
The funniest so far,
We have ladies wash room door broken.
Some one was in the wash room,
Closed door, running water,
Quietly waiting what going to happen.
And this fat big lady tried to open it until she pushed the door with the lock out.
Some times I walk after her to make sure I fit in the shape..
That's the news