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Inner voice (to his fiancé): you should join the eating club.
And you  (to Poetess): the starving club.
(Pointing hands in opposite directions): vice versa.
Inner voice ( to his fiancé): I know why we have this communique.
You don't surprise me any more.
I know I will have healthy breakfast every morning,
Healthy lunch, healthy dinner,
Fruits and vegetables, water, milk with honey and mint tea,
Will have a babble bath, massage,
My hands and feet will be well moisturised every night,
I will be deeply loved on Saturday...
Poetess: you should marry Dan.
Inner voice: who is Dan?