Narrator :. ..She was sitting on the tree. .
Grandma w. : who? Monkey?
Narrator : no.. girl of my dreams.
She liked to clime trees.
So she was sitting nude on the tree..
Naked women are my weakness.
Grandma w. : poor baby.
Aunt: enough pornography.
Narrator: at first I wondered why would a woman do that?
But different women, different tastes.
Let me introduce myself I told her.
Grandma w. : it makes sense.
Narrator : after a year I wished I would met the monkey.
Sleepless days, sleepless nights, busy as H..l.
Every morning
- do you want some salad!
Poetess: hopefully I am not possessed..
Grandma: by who?
Aunt: if I will be possessed,
It must be intelligent and rich spirit.
Narrator: those are not allowed to get out.
They are national treasures.
Poetess : do you know who is Narrator?
Person who was teaching us how to write.
Actually it supposed to be singing and dancing teacher,
But after we went looking for mermaids,
He suggested, why wouldn't I write.
Grandma w. : our part time business,
Healing magic house... wonderful time.
All kind of people, one month and they all flipped out healthy like pancakes.
The real witch : many beautiful memories.
How many times I pretend to be mermaid, or forest creature.
Grandma : until it all was closed by police.
Grandma w. : I couldn't even get the insurance.
Narrator : messed up story.
Shouldn't burn stolen books in the house ladies.
Aunt: good thing I was living at the forest that time, learning natural healing,
Come back and everything is closed.
The real witch : crystal ball.
Grandma : do you know how much we paid for it?
Grandma w : we want money!
Narrator : what?!
Something with my big ears.
Can't hear anything.
Winter is tough.
Grandma w. : it's summer now.
Narrator : that's weird?
Chao ladies.
Grandma w. : keep yourself healthy!
Poetess : why am I writing this?
This is the last page of "Don't know story".
I am looking forward to doing something else and just saying "Bye, take care of yourself."
Gambling time.
