New Kings. .

Donald : you are hired!
Picture with your last unemployment check, 
Buy some flowers for wife, bottle of wine from me.
Now go to this address and start working immediately.
Call me after work.
(In few minutes calling on the phone).
Donald : yes, this me.
Who?
Sweetheart, it might be surprise after lunch.
I sent few people to your company, make sure you find employment ASAP. 
Yeah, from MAGA.
And if not,  we will bring a crane to your office and leave it there.
(to himself) fighting unemployment the best possible way.
(making another call) I need few industrial crane for tomorrow and I will buy one.
Ten companies apparently are refusing to make America great again.