Donald : once again my public and private online accounts were hacked.
Hilary : how?
Donald : the veterans!
Congratulations sweetheart!
Please accept this gold medal for your services and career achievements.
Hilary : this is for curling.
Donald : it's not like we are going to do any of them anyway.
Take it, it's all yours.
Don't forget to eat vegetables during winter seasons.
Hilary : is everything all right.
Donald : she is still asking,
Sweetheart, you have to make an appointment first.
By idiotic hackers of course.
They not only put likes to everyone I recently unfollowed recently, but they sent lovely letters to every world leader.
Now I have a lot of problems as you can see.
Learning how to play guitar, ride horse, hide in rain forest without food, find money for elderly people. .
