New Kings...

Hilary: how come at my "Women only" party majority are men?
Donald: you invited me, I invited few friends,
For some reason they all decided to show up.
You said you want publicity.
Harvey (to an old lady): hope no nudity.
Donald: did we order pizza?
Hilary: no, we are going to cook together.
Donald: I always stand for family values,
Men and women cook together..
I should post it on my Facebook and read the comments.
Hilary: all my brilliant ideas are being used by some one else and I am the one who is accused of something.
Harvey: injustice is not only for men.
Hilary: our vegetarian menue is ready!
Harvey: did you just pulled that carrot from that dirty spot?
I can't eat it.
Hilary: this is inside garden.
Donald: congratulations!
We have secret twist to out party.