Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings..
New King number three: we should've went on vacation together.
Diamond:
how old is the bride?
New King
number two: she is monumental.
Diamond:
what is this?
New King
number two: a statue.
We counted
statues too very much.
Diamond:
statue!
New King
number two: if she is single you are lucky.
New King number five: hi.
New King number eight: hi girl.
New King number five: girl!?
New Queen number eight: he can't see far.
New King number five: I am in front of him!
New Queen number eight: he is from miserable vacation.
New King number five: vacation!
When we are all sitting at home!
New Queen number eight: I am wondering who was that goose?
New King number eight: they said it was dirty goose with germs.
New Queen number eight: I wish it was flamingo, I love to see flamingos here.
New Kings..
Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King
number two: what is the difference?
She is waiting for you in Acropolis.
Sign here
and take off your pants.
Diamond: my
pants!
New King
number four: we will do the vaccine.
In the
sitable place.
Who knows
how long you will sit at home.
Mister Himler: its surely safe.
New King number two: mister Himler!
Looks like we got another sat of bats.
Diamond: Hitler!
New King number two: mister Himler.
He was partying all the weekend, with wine and many people.
Looks like job for you.
Mister Himler: two hundred zeros.
New King number two: zero is zero.
Mister Himler: at least look good on the paper.
New King number one: I am not a night guard!
New Queen number two: it doesn't look like my couch.
New King number two: I was looking everywhere for you.
New Queen number two: if you think I am looking at this book, I am looking for password.
New Queen number one: we forgot the passwords.
New King number two: back to work sweethearts.
I know you mind are not at work, but we have to make it easier for our people.
We might open few work places.
New Kings..
New King number four: when they tell you, time is money, you are broke.
New King number two: sugar!
Servant 1: our sugar daddy.
Servant 2: yes.
Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King number two: what is the difference.
She has slaves.
Diamond: slaves!
New King number two: well, imaginary slaves.
You don't have to feed them.
Diamond: slave owner!
New King number two: it's a movie, level ten, gray.
Servant 1: not taking his mummy well.
Servant 2: did we make sure she was there?
New King number two: few millions, pretty much half of
Egypt.
Diamond: half of Egypt!
New King number two: big team.
Servant 1: time to eat.
Servant 2: dinner is ready.
New Kings.
Pharaoh: building, working, building building.
New King number two: oh my God.
New King number three: Pharaoh points his fingers like he knows what he is doing.
New King number one: he caught servants talking near the washroom.
I said they had squad meeting.
New King number two: I didn't even notice.
We started the pyramid.
New King number one: you need shower.
New King number two: always something.
New Kings..
Servant 2: don’t feed the cat too much.
He has mentality
of a fish.
New King
number two: have you seen black knight?
New King
number four: black knight, no.
New King
number two: Pharaoh wants to build pyramid.
Anyone knows
what pyramid is?
New King
number one: a lot of free labor.
New King
number four: listen, we can't do it to our people.
We have to give
them some money.
Fools gold.
Witch (on the phone)°: essential services!
Who, when,
where, how?!
Some one
did it again?
Mama Mia
(on the phone): miss witch,
When he was
small, his parents
didn't read
books how to raise a child good.
Witch: oh
yeah?
In this
case, only belt.
Mama Mia:
thank you.
King of
Fools (whisperings on the phone): I have a box full of singles.
I like it
like this.
I will be electrical
engine.
We can’t
use gloves!
Mama Mia
(on the phone): phone call!
King of
Fools (on the phone): essential services.
Sleepy!?
You can
sleep here.
You might not
be sleeping, but what you want me to
say.
Troll (on
the phone): I don't know man.
Witch: at
least, they are keep trying.
Troll: he
is writing book how to make beautiful lingerie.
Witch: some people are terrible at it.
When is he selling the book?
Troll: he is making signs now for everyone who is wearing lingerie.
Witch: it will not take long?
Troll: not for here.
Witch: this is wonderful news!
Fools gold.
King of Fools: did you get the book?
Troll: no one is allowed.
King of Fools: no women allowed!?
Troll: no one allowed!
King of Fools: no women allowed!?
That’s stuck.
I’ve been waiting since 10 o'clock.
Troll: back to work.
Let's create something!
King of Fools: oh yes.
I am a Chinese girl who is sexy!
Troll: you are very slow.
Fools gold.
Troll: good morning.
King of
Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
Is it good
morning or good, good, good morning?
Um, um,
um..
I am making
fresh black coffee.
(whispering)
she likes t black.
(singing) I can be a coffee cup in her hand myself, start morning slow.
By the way,
monkey “The Genius” is all smiles this morning.
Troll: she will be slow one hundred.
Any
work?
King of
Fools: nah..
We are
still fighting the government for the bonus.
Fifty bucks and we surely are not backing out!
You can go and scream with us at lunch today.
Did you see my invoice for the night?!
Very busy.
Fools gold.
Fool (on the phone): yeah, women and female.
Two of them are cats.
Mama Mia: did you the government note?
Fool: the only sense is that useless.
King of Fools: note from monkey " the Genius" (reading) " we need bigger than one page book."
Fool: happy Friday.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): 58!
52, 54 with IQ way about zero!
Aren't you lucky!
We have to see to believe.
Unbelievable!
Troll: plumber is here.
King of Fools: push him in!
(on the phone) we are plumbing "super flash".
Boss of Trolls (reading sign on the door) :
doctor King of Fools?
How did he
become a doctor anyway?
Fool: he
knows what he writes on the paper.
King of
Fools: and we write very smoothly.
Tribe of Levi
According to the Bible, the Tribe of Levi is one of the tribes of Israel, traditionally descended from Levi, son of Jacob. The descendants of Aaron, who was the first kohen gadol (high priest) of Israel, were designated as the priestly class, the Kohanim.
Levite reading the law to the Israelites (1873 drawing)
The Tribe of Levi served particular religious duties for the Israelites and had political responsibilities as well. In return, the landed tribes were expected to give tithes to the Kohanim, the priests working in the Temple in Jerusalem, particularly the tithe known as the Maaser Rishon. The Levites who were not Kohanim played music in the Temple or served as guards. When Joshua led the Israelites into the land of Canaan the Levites were the only Israelite tribe that received cities but were not allowed to be landowners, because "the Lord God of Israel is their inheritance, as he said to them" (Book of Joshua, Joshua 13:33).
Notable descendants of the Levite lineage according to the Bible include Moses, Aaron, Miriam, Samuel, Ezekiel, Ezra, and Malachi.
New Kings..
New King number four: what is this?
Building blocks, toys?
New King number five: everything is broken.
My Lego set!
New King number seven: first time left them alone for a day.
And this exactly what happened.
They are going to say they were sleeping.
New King number five: one on one games are very expensive.
New Kings ..
Servant 2: oh God, sweet Moses,
Heavens.
Servant 1: Angels.
Servant 3: grandma.
New King number two: desert!
We didn't learn everything yet!
Servant 2: I don't want to go there.
New King number two: we will and must!
We don't have a choice.
Our beloved people have a choice, we don't.
Dead people have a choice!
Servants: God forgive our sins.
All at once.
New King number two: maximum capacity for a desert?
And what to do in it.
We don't know that.
don't know story.
Poetess: perfect happy ending for my "The bitches case" story.
"They don't want us to use the washrooms".
The real witch: are you at work?
Poetess: where else?
For two weeks we have to mark time when we go to the wash room.
The real witch: beast mark at work.
Poetess: the head office wants to.
And they always ho to me, because I am white.
Dark color people they won't bother to touch, bacause the one we have here, they don't care.
Grandma witch: my grandmother, she was very beautiful woman, did you put order for it?
The real witch: cursed him?
Poetess: secretly in words.
Nothing works!
The real witch: bring apple to that garden.
Poetess: I am only one who is nice and holding on papers in case I have to see a lawyer.
Grandma witch (singing): in the morning Hello often sounds like "oy", often sounds like "o" plus four letter word.
New Kings
Servant 2: Pharaoh mentions God.
Servant 1: he saw something golden.
Servant 3: he wants own Priests for the worships.
Pastor: apparently ours don't care to who.
Servant 1: teach us!
Pastor: the quick one:
Be healthy and have money.
Servant 2: thank you father.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): meaw.
Boss of Trolls: meaw?
King of Fools: I must've been day dreaming.
Boss of Trolls: well, its Friday.
How is the business going?
King of Fools: it's a dream!
We wrote six small books.
And working on one big.
Mama Mia and Monkey "The Genius" are both in love and all smiles!
They will add few love poems in the big book.
Oh.. this is our monkey "The Genius"!
Boss of Trolls: who she is in love with?
King of Fools: with me for now.
Zoo employee: should I tell her to turn more towards you when she is bending, sir?
King of Fools: we must!
One more time!
Fools gold.
King of Fools: cable is here, monitor is here..
Mama Mia: look at this, it’s a mess.
King of Fools: I think she actually tried to fit in.
Troll: what happened?
You dropped phone?
Is this back to the future?
King of Fools: monkey “The Genius” tried to do some work.
Absolutely no work was done!
Troll: I guess, monkey "The Genius" doesn't know how to work either.
King of Fools: nothing, nothing, nothing this year.
It doesn't surprise me.
Troll: what's new.
Some one didn't lock the cage.
King of Fools: the cage!
Have a drink.
Some one must've been stalking you.
Mama Mia: your book!
King of Fools: my book!
Only five pages left!
She should've ripped the whole thing!
Troll: for your poetry magazine "Another one"?
You have only pages to finish!
Say "yes".
Mama Mia: say "yes"!
You promised us.
Fools gold.
Fool (on the phone): you look very nice, beautiful.
Troll: I forgot my ball again.
King of Fools: there's ice outside.
You can play with the snow ball.
Mama Mia: play on the computer.
Fool: paper.
Mama Mia: put here.
I have enough.
Fool: he only called me at 10:30.
Mama Mia: since they closed all the gyms,
They have to enjoy what they see.
Phone call!
Boss of Trolls: how is the work going?
I must've missed something.
King of Fools: I have hard time writing with my foot.
Hopefully, this time will be brilliant.
Boss of Trolls: how is monkey "The Genius"?
King of Fools: she is all smiles.
Boss of Trolls: happy as usual.
King of Fools: more looking like for vacation.
Pink or blue!
Boss of Trolls: don't forget your lunch.
Fool: outside is sunny.
King of Fools: it makes more sense to write "outside is hot".
Fool: I am not wearing this disposable gloves at work, washing dishes, may be.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: she likes it black!
Troll: that's different.
King of Fools: thank you, thank you, thank you (kissing the keyboard).
Today we are going to work on very hot conversation.
Troll: you've been promising this for a year!
King of Fools: we will work on la rouse rouge April 1.
That's in French.
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