Fools gold.

King of Fools: she likes it black!

Troll: that's different. 

King of Fools: thank you, thank you, thank you (kissing the keyboard).

Today we are going to work on very hot conversation.

Troll: you've been promising this for a year!

King of Fools: we will work on la rouse rouge April 1.

That's in French.