Pharaoh

Servan 1: Pharaoh is looking for food.
New King number one: give him something.
Servant 1: we have only dry food.
New King number one: Pharaoh!
Are we lucky!
Pharaoh: are you the pharaoh too?
New King number one: Thirty mixed!
Mixed at thirty.
Pharaoh: why is your house so smooth?
New King number one: easy get on the couch.
Pharaoh: how can you hold a couch and not more of things?
New King number one (to the servant): he is terrible. 
Pharaoh,  when is there a choice, we hold.