Pharaoh

Pharaoh: coming, coming. 
You don't know my name!
New King: no.
Pharaoh: you can put "F" on the label.
New Queen number one: you are cute.
Pharaoh: cute?
New King number one: she said it three times. 
Pharaoh: where is the food?
New King number one: nothing for us.
New Queen number one: we have, but it expired. 
New King number one: we will eat on Tuesday. 
Pharaoh: today is Friday!
New King number one: we are not eating. 
Pharaoh: not eating is not crazy, its insane. 
New Queen number one: we have only one break. 
New King number one: only for people who is on the top.
Pharaoh: same of you?
New King number one: we don't want to know.
Pharaoh: where is the lunch?
Servant 1: at two o'clock. 
Pharaoh: but the king said no food until Tuesday. 
Servant 1: he said?
The most important, we don't care. 
New Queen number one: yes!
Servant 1: food is here.
New Queen number one: where is the king?
Servant 1: trying braids. 
Servant 2: fruits and cake and coffee. 
Servant 1: we didn't see anything. 
New Queen number one: throw some food under the bed, not too much.
Servant 1: who is going to check it?