Pharaoh

Pharaoh: he was just sitting there!

Servant 1: may be he woke up in the wrong bed.

Servant 2: may be they wanted to say "hi".

Servant 1: is there to sit?

Pharaoh: yes, chair. 

Servant 2: anything spectacular?

Pharaoh: no.

Servant 2: where did you go?

Servant 1: one time we went to Paris.

We watched the same movie fifty times.

Pharaoh: are you surprised to stay together at the same room?

Servant 1: he is a looser. 

He lost his bed.

Servant 2: where are you going?

Pharaoh: why everyone is asking me where I am going.

Why no one ask me where I am not going.

Servant 1: oh darling, go and relax.

Servant 2: go to a club.

New King number one: psychic is here!

Where is Pharaoh?

Servant 2: he went to a club.