Fat cats...

Fat cat (singing): let's say we don't talk about dogs.
Fat cat: very quiet. 
Fat cat: extremely quiet.
Fat cat: what is the symptoms?
Fat cat: barking.
Fat cat: barking!?
Fat cat: barking caugh. 
Fat cat: exactly. 
Fat cat: what did I tell you?
Cats and dogs don't go together. 
Fat cat: how many times did he have barking caugh?
Fat cat: ones.
Fat cat: showing his instincts.
Fat cat: time to cut the cough. 
Drop some liquids on them.
Fat cat: next doggy!
Fat cats: we just put a big sign "Must love dogs"!
Fat cat: yeah, this is messed up.
Fat cat: we live in strange world.
Fat cat: we have milk and we are okay. 

New Kings...

New King number one: the box is still here, but something got shipped?

Servant 1: may be we see who get it?

Servant 2: may be someone call about mixed up stuff?

Pharaoh: something stupid is going on here.

New King number one: nothing.

Pharaoh: okay Blue Jays let's play ball!

Servant 1: someone is happy here.

Servant 2: is it the same like in ancient days?

Pharaoh: nah.

New King number one: how did he turned in to eye shadow conversation?

Fat cats: who put a blanket like this!

Pharaoh: set meeting with fat cats.

I think we resemble something.

Fat cats: la lem le pa lam.

Servant 1: they are trying to say something!

Fat cats: not right now.

Fat cats: messy Ricardo. 

Fat cats: are we working for Pharaoh?

Fat cats: sometimes. 


New Kings...

New King number one: I want some one love me.
Servant 1: we love you.
Servant 2: every April.
New King number one: I need a vacation. 
Servant 1: go somewhere hot.
New King number one: is it nice?
Servant 1: of course. 
Servant 2: you will get mad, you will get crazy.
Servant 1: you will not get bored.
New King number one: I am not trusting these people. 
Servant 1: sweet dreams!
Servant 2: every one thinks.
Servant 1: I have never seen that much thinking.
Servant 2: did we give him sugar?
Servant 1: in the morning.
Pharaoh: where is New King number one?
Servant 1: some mental acrobatics. 
Servant 2: working.
Pharaoh: means?
Servant 1: altercation. 
Servant 2: problems.
Pharaoh: shine light.
Servant 1: you inherited it. 
Servant 2: we will tell you.
Pharaoh: today.
Servant 1: limbo from Friday. 
Servant 2: he has to follow the original plan.
Pharaoh: and what is this?
Servant 1: he doesn't know where he wants to be.



Pharaoh.

Servant 1: Pharaoh!
Servant 2: New King number one was asking about you all the morning.
Servant 1: where is Pharaoh!
Servant 2: why he is late!
Servant 1: why he is not here!
Servant 2: is he here!
Servant 1: millions of this kind of questions. 
Servant 2: new King number one doesn't know how to do anything. 
Pharaoh: and where is new King number one now?
Servant 1: dancing on the floor by himself. 
Servant 2: Pharaoh,  we hope you don't care.
Servant 1: "rrrrr Monday!"
Servant 2: rap.
Servant 1: every day except Tuesday. 
Servant 2: we decided to play the music. 
Servant 1: who would bother with him.
Servant 2: Pharaoh, you take one part, we will take another part.




Fools gold

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): are you going to wear green on Thursday?
I like it, it reminds me when I was climbing a tree from the bottom at the age of twenty.
Mama Mia: phone calls!
King of Fools: essential services!
Boss of Trolls: you did everything what I told you not to do.
King of Fools: we were following the instructions!
Boss of Trolls: but don't worry, you can do what you want.
We have more idiots.
King of Fools: we surely will!
Troll: we can work little bit more.
King of Fools: we didn't know you are so delusional.
Miss witch: we will work little bit more tomorrow. 
Mister Troll, you made a mistake in the "potato report".
Troll: yes?
Miss witch: you wrote "nothing".
Troll: nothing is nothing.
Miss witch: nothing is nothing, but we like to add few zeroes to it.
King of Fools: mister Troll, do you know what happened one time?
They almost choked.
Take the report home and drop it down.
Use numbers.
I don't know why he always does this. 
Miss witch: we have full time jobs!
Mister Troll, do you know when men are alone they talk about women.
Troll: I must've missed something. 
Mama Mia: this is for you, sign here.
Troll: what is this?
Mama Mia: monkey suit.
Monkey "The Genius" made by herself. 
Miss witch: she is our inspiration. 





The Martian story...

Martian: bobonjour. 
Martian: grasias. 
Martian: did you hear what he said?
"Okay".
Martian: okay?
Martian: that's all he said "okay".
Martian: okay.
Martian: good morning. 
Martian: good morning. 
Martian: the opposition. 
They are getting drink and not getting drunk. 
Martian: do you know how much they have.
Martian: fifteen dollars. 
Martian: all our income.
Martian: who ever rules has fifty eight dollars. 
Martian: how much do you have?
Martian: me, never!
Martian: four dollars.
Martian: seven thirty.
Martian: excuse me!
Martian: that's a lot.
Martian: I am counting everything. 
Martian: all we can do is exercise. 
Martian: have some meat on your body.
580, 570.
Martian: all you have to do is eat.


 

New Kings...

Piggy: woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
Servant 1: what's wrong with him?
Servant 2: soon piggy is going to eat us.
Servant 1: how to avoid it?
Servant 2: we always will be eaten.
Servant 1: piggy, by looking at you, have a vacation. 
Servant 2: it will be exiting. 
Servant 1: we wish go on vacation. 
Servant 2: you wish.
Servant 1: its almost impossible for servants go on vacation.
This why they divided our salaries in half.
Servant 2: we can tell you how to go on vacation. 
Servant 1: basically, you have to say, you don't care if there's work needs to be done.
Servant 2: the one is here, here, here, over there. 
Servant 1: you company is capable to do it by itself.
Servant 2: what you know, you want to go on vacation. 
Servant 1: piggy, have plans after work.
Servant 2: he doesn't know what it is.
Servant 1: we can explain.
Servant 2: is he even working?
Piggy: woof, woof,  go home.
Servant 1: we gotta believe it.
Servant 2: only one thing is good about piggy, he is not very physical.






 


 


 


 


 

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