The Martian story...

Martian: bobonjour. 
Martian: grasias. 
Martian: did you hear what he said?
"Okay".
Martian: okay?
Martian: that's all he said "okay".
Martian: okay.
Martian: good morning. 
Martian: good morning. 
Martian: the opposition. 
They are getting drink and not getting drunk. 
Martian: do you know how much they have.
Martian: fifteen dollars. 
Martian: all our income.
Martian: who ever rules has fifty eight dollars. 
Martian: how much do you have?
Martian: me, never!
Martian: four dollars.
Martian: seven thirty.
Martian: excuse me!
Martian: that's a lot.
Martian: I am counting everything. 
Martian: all we can do is exercise. 
Martian: have some meat on your body.
580, 570.
Martian: all you have to do is eat.