Fat cats...

Fat cat (singing): let's say we don't talk about dogs.
Fat cat: very quiet. 
Fat cat: extremely quiet.
Fat cat: what is the symptoms?
Fat cat: barking.
Fat cat: barking!?
Fat cat: barking caugh. 
Fat cat: exactly. 
Fat cat: what did I tell you?
Cats and dogs don't go together. 
Fat cat: how many times did he have barking caugh?
Fat cat: ones.
Fat cat: showing his instincts.
Fat cat: time to cut the cough. 
Drop some liquids on them.
Fat cat: next doggy!
Fat cats: we just put a big sign "Must love dogs"!
Fat cat: yeah, this is messed up.
Fat cat: we live in strange world.
Fat cat: we have milk and we are okay.