New Kings...

Piggy: woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
Servant 1: what's wrong with him?
Servant 2: soon piggy is going to eat us.
Servant 1: how to avoid it?
Servant 2: we always will be eaten.
Servant 1: piggy, by looking at you, have a vacation. 
Servant 2: it will be exiting. 
Servant 1: we wish go on vacation. 
Servant 2: you wish.
Servant 1: its almost impossible for servants go on vacation.
This why they divided our salaries in half.
Servant 2: we can tell you how to go on vacation. 
Servant 1: basically, you have to say, you don't care if there's work needs to be done.
Servant 2: the one is here, here, here, over there. 
Servant 1: you company is capable to do it by itself.
Servant 2: what you know, you want to go on vacation. 
Servant 1: piggy, have plans after work.
Servant 2: he doesn't know what it is.
Servant 1: we can explain.
Servant 2: is he even working?
Piggy: woof, woof,  go home.
Servant 1: we gotta believe it.
Servant 2: only one thing is good about piggy, he is not very physical.